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[–] emosquirrel@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why does he always stand like two people in a horse costume

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And con't forget to try the fine line of Goya food products!

Oval Office Recommended!

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 78 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

They literally just notified 32% of the Department of Education last night that they were being fired.

Fuck these assholes and anyone who voted for them can fucking drop dead.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i mean, who needs Education anyways? in the future, when machines take all the jobs, there's no point in having an educated workforce. so better cut down on that money that schools are spending today. (/s)

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago

I can't wait until the ultimate karma when they try and actually replace everyone with AI and it all fucks up. Everyone who is ever tried to do that is always ended up in trouble.

[–] kaotic@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Billionaires have no idea how the majority of us are living. We shouldn't allow people this disconnected from a normal everyday life to run the country.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan 1 points 1 day ago

They know and actively get off on it.

[–] Gudl@feddit.org 39 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (19 children)

I will party a whole week long when he finally dies.... So hurry up Donald.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

the one for Thatcher in Britain was LIT. There was a conga line in the street and "Ding dong the witch is dead" shot to the top of the music charts

[–] Lennnny@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I was a child, don't remember much about her other than the bitch took our milk at school.

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I really, really, really hope he dies on the toilet. It's such a fitting place. Just, he takes a break from a meeting and doesn't come back. And when they go to look for him, he's slumped to the side. Unable to give anal birth to DJT the Turd. I hope pictures of it leak. I'd get it on a t-shirt.

[–] facepainter@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

On the toilet?

In public! Grabs ~~his heart~~ the area where normal humans have a heart, starts staring wildly, sweating profusely, all you hear is a giant wet fart, then his pants stain brown, he stumbles, knocks his head, bites his tongue, collapses.

The end.

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah, on the toilet. Alone with the realization and fear of death. No family or fans around to comfort his ego. Just cold, uncaring porcelain.

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[–] mimavox@lemm.ee 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

His true calling as a car salesman.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago

Given that he managed to bankrupt a casino I'm positive his career as a car salesman would be highly comedic.

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 day ago

Will the White House automotive showcase be the next proud White House tradition?

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 44 points 2 days ago

Trump: slaps roof

Tesla: combusts

[–] jabeez 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Jebus, didn't realize the muskrat was so big, Fatputin isn't a small guy and he looks quite a bit smaller. So, guess he's a bigger piece of shit than I even knew!

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[–] MountingSuspicion@reddthat.com 261 points 2 days ago (8 children)

This looks like an SNL sketch. People keep expressing sympathy for the onion writers, but really, how does one even parody this? Just shot for shot, word for word something a satirist would come up with.

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 171 points 2 days ago (2 children)

50 years ago, the president advertising a product probably would have lead to investigations

Now it barely makes the evening news.

[–] MountingSuspicion@reddthat.com 111 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Heck, no need to go back 50 years. If Biden did it there'd be backlash. Trump was right about being able to shoot someone and not losing supporters.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I remember they were ready to impeach Obama for wearing a tan suit.

These guys and suits… and of course musk can wear his t-shirt and no one says shit.

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[–] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

I figure The Onion just has to full on go the opposite direction.

-Trump Returns Funds to Ukraine: Turns Back on Russia.

-Functioning Government Returns to the United States

-Democrats Embrace The Left

Headlines no one could believe and stories about things basically working like they should.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago

This is basically what killed South Park in 2016. Trump became president and you can't even parody that, because You can't think of anything more absurd. Except maybe electing him for a second time.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 87 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Literal used car salesman as president. 🤦‍♂️

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[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

Come on cuntservatives! Buy an EV like your king commands but look like a tree-hugging pussy or don't buy an EV and be a traitor to your king!

Which will it be?

[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 95 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why isn't Elon wearing a suit?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 68 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

He will wear the costume when his war against democracy is over.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 135 points 2 days ago (15 children)

It's not like it's a surprise. Remember how he did a photoshoot with a can of beans, because the owner of the brand said he liked him?

[–] ksigley@lemm.ee 82 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Stopped eating Goya products because of this.

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 63 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do these idiots not realize that it's Tesla's association with nazis that's killing sales? How did they think this was going to help, Republicans are suddenly going to start buying electric vehicles?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 35 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Yes. That was the goal, the God-King ordering the masses to buy Tesla.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 98 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Americans electing a used car dealer to the Presidency is, frankly, the fate we deserved.

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[–] SirFasy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Dumb & Dumber try to sell shitty cars and fail.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 46 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Disgusting. No way for a President to act.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago

Yeah! He shoulda stuck to selling beans from the Oval Office, like a respectable con man!

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[–] pinheadednightmare@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Musk looks like that bully that’s just waiting to sucker punch Trump if he fucks up the lines he was given. He’s even clenching his teeth.

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Did they photoshop his hands bigger?

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Please let this sink the stock even more.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 67 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It definitely won't help. "The most unlikable person on earth being associated with our brand is tanking our stocks, what do we do? I know, well ask the second most unlikable person on earth to help."

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[–] alxmg@slrpnk.net 58 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It has to be bad if they resort to trying to sell EVs to climate change deniers.

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This gives me major late night car dealer commercial vibes. My English to Trump is terrible however I have faith that someone write Trump doing the narration for this commercial.

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