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[–] metalsd@eviltoast.org 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Well and here we are! I don't even know if peeble and doop are real places online or she just made it up to make a point πŸ˜†

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 hours ago

Made it up. Please. Dear god. Please.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

When I hear "20 yrs ago" I still think 90s. 😭

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 5 points 3 hours ago

I remember in 2010 when someone posted a meme on ragecomics that showed how sad they are that some people still use 'years ago' to refer to the early 90s...

[–] FatsoJackson@lemmy.ml 34 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

and we wondered why everything was a GameBoy or a Nintendo for our parents

[–] yopyop@feddit.nl 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

No no! THIS is different ! πŸ˜€ it's because it's funny to mess with kids.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 54 minutes ago

My routine when I walk into the room where my daughter is playing a game:

  1. Identify the game she is playing.
  2. Ask her how <activity in game she isn't currently playing> is going. Like if she's caught all the PokΓ©mon when she's playing Minecraft.

I'm not even trying to be subtle about it, but am still not sure she realizes I'm doing it deliberately. Either way, she corrects me with exasperation each time.

[–] Lucky13@lemmy.world 19 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I used to work at a hikers' hostel on the Appalachian Trail. A group of hikers needed a ride into town but were short on cash. One of them suggested they offer the hostel owner some weed in exchange for a ride. Another one said, "He doesn't smoke weed. He's old, like in his 40s." He actually was in his 50s and bought his weed from me lol

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 14 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

"We are the first to do this." -every young cohort going back through time

[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

"The young ones are lacking conservative quality that we had" - Every old cohort going back through time

Ah the duality of humans :p

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I often need to remind myself that Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings are not recent movies.

It's the same as being a kid in the 80s, which I was, and thinking The Seven Year Itch was a recent movie. Now, I had seen that movie on TV, because my parents liked it, and I thought it was funny, but never did I think of it as "recent".

Still, you can't tell me that Harry Potter movies didn't happen in the last ten years.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Holy hell, the last movie was released in 2011.

I remember how much anticipation and agony people were complaining about waiting for it, that it couldn't come soon enough.

I recently picked up a new game: RoboCop: rogue city..... It hits all of the nostalgia about the original movie so far. Marching through an office building blowing off people's hands and ripping machine guns off turrets and mowing down rooms full of enemies in all the gory, bloody detail..... It gives me all the warm and fuzzy feelings.

The sound track is on point too.

Hard to believe it's source material is from 1987. The game almost looks as good as the movie did. It's not as polished as big name titles. People will talk and their mouth won't move, some of the idle animations for NPCs is very repetitive and robotic.... But the visuals... MMM. If you liked the original, and want to partake in some thug killing mayhem as Murphey himself, I'd recommend it.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago

It's actually only $9.99 right now with the Steam spring sale, normally $49.99...fuck. I might have to play it.

[–] Devmapall@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago

That game is a blast to play. Some bugs like you said but well worth the 20 bucks or whatever I spent on it.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I refuse to ever call Harry Potter a classic.

[–] knexcar@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

But it is a classic

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I'm a school bus driver and my elementary school kids go on about somebody named "Queso" (sp?) on Youtube and I find myself constantly fighting the urge to see what he's all about. It can't possibly be good.

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

He's a streamer whose chat makes fun of him for being fat. Caseoh.

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