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[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Flight sims and racing sims won’t give a shit. They’ll use it fine. Sea of Thieves and Witcher will adapt fine, too. They look fucking awesome on an ultra wide, and I doubt they’d care if it’s portrait.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Darius? Ninja Warrior? X-Men?

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Iirc there's a tetris version that just fits to screen and resolution, you could have like 10,000 rows high.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 hours ago
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 hours ago

I found that as far as 3440 @ 35" is still a comfortable width. How do you use your ultraultrawide?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

Emulating DS titles with your screen like that is pretty neat

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 13 points 18 hours ago
[–] Mixel@feddit.org 42 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

With that you can maybe read a whole part of a java stacktrace!

[–] jon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

You'll still need dual monitors if you want to read the whole class names.

[–] NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago

Never gonna let you (go) down

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

You can finally display all the codes

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 15 hours ago

Debug like an absolute fiend.

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

Try Teeeeeeeeeetris

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 130 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

damn that would be gnarly

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 105 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] dawnslayer@moist.catsweat.com 66 points 1 day ago (1 children)

LONG LONG MAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAN

[–] Lunar_Voyager@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

🎷🎷🎷

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

How do you know op is gay?

Edit for those who have never seen the full series of commercials: Long Long Man ends up marrying the dude who is always with the gal who is always lusting over Long Long Man

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Sorry for running the plot

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He doesn't have a dog house.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh. Well yeah obviously then. That's logic.

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I dunno if this is the reference I think it is, but if it is, isn't it supposed to be a lawn mower not a dog house?

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 hours ago

The Norm McDonald version is a dog house.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

If you're thinking of the joke about the professor of deductive reasoning, I've always heard it as a doghouse, but I'm sure there are variations. Only 8 billion people on Earth, after all ;-)

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

"I'm looking for a game that has the aspect ratio of a person"

[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sure Dwarf Fortress has a mode/plugin for that resolution.

[–] orrk@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

just get the base version of bay12games, it will scale just fine!

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I was thinking SimTower.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

Think of all the porn tho

share your x11 and wayland configs. Unless you're one of those people that only needs 1 of them and hasn't figured out how tf to get all that shit to work.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ouRKaoS 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I thought I was good at rhythm games until I tried Rift of the Necrodancer... I understand everything that I'm supposed to do but actually accomplishing it is beyond my skills.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 4 points 21 hours ago
[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

If you have a good arcade near you, I recommend trying maimai. Excellent little rhythm game that's fairly simple to grasp

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SmokeytheBeard1@lemm.ee 4 points 18 hours ago

Yeha this is perfect. And he can get one of those flipper boxes too

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Clash of clans aah type setup.

[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 23 points 1 day ago

I could definitely put the Smoke On The Water tabs up there.
For when the ladies come over.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ikaruga would be perfect for you!

(I remember putting my square CRT TV on its side for this game's vertical mode lol)

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