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[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 5 points 57 minutes ago (1 children)

You all love troubleshooting computer problems right? Well, we replaced everything in your car with computers so you can always be troubleshooting! Yay capitalism!

[–] blurryface@lemm.ee 1 points 22 minutes ago* (last edited 22 minutes ago)

Well, if computers worked as well as this shit you wouldn’t be using it to work tomorrow with billions other people.

Computerizing cars isn’t a bad idea in itself. Fuel injection, ABS, airbags and so mamy more features that make todays cars so much safer and less polluting all use computers to function. It’s just we live in an enshittification era.

[–] OmegaMan@lemmings.world 26 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

21 miles and screen absolutely covered in dust. These things must be sitting for ages and not selling. Not even a wipe down from the Tesla store.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 1 points 56 minutes ago

Why clean it when they will buy it either way. Might even think its cool how "rugged" it looks.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 14 points 7 hours ago

Oh well, it sucks to be you, a Muskrat dick-sucker.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Oops, did they accidentally do the remote self-destruction on a vehicle that was already sold?

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 6 points 5 hours ago

How the hell should I know?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 28 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

That screen is awfully dusty for a car you bought 10 minutes ago

[–] Peter_Arbeitsloser@feddit.org 23 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Well, it still does have a protective foil on it and very few finger traces in the dust.

[–] kyle@lemm.ee 14 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

Still, the bottom corner of the film is peeling. Could have been sitting on a lot for a long time, but peeling like that after only a few test drives at most?

Edit: I ended up digging into his Twitter page and everything is legit. And I'm baffled.

Selfie: Selfie

SMS conversation with Tesla support (LOL): tech support convo

Dropping it off: dropping off at service

"Your concern is closed."

Ahaha the garbage customer service they sell these days.

[–] Peter_Arbeitsloser@feddit.org 4 points 3 hours ago

Ahahaha, oh wow, that tech support exchange.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 19 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

I'd expect the dealership to give it a quick detail before letting the customer drive away, even used car dealerships do that. But I guess when we're talking about Tesla all bets are off.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 54 minutes ago

You can't detail a car in 15 minutes. Most places just vacuum and run a cloth around the dash. My guess is the Tesla dealer only does that if you ask or demand it, considering they love to cut corners.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think Tesla dealers work on commission (basing this entirely off the comment of a rando on this site without verification), so that would help explain it.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You'd think the dealership would step in though. If I bought a $100k vehicle I'd be beyond livid if it was delivered in that condition. The fact that it's also broken is just a cherry on top

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 1 points 53 minutes ago

But you'd never buy a cyber truck for 100k. Maybe not even for a tenth that. These have to be somewhat impulsive people right? The more you research on a Tesla the worse it gets.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 hours ago

Haha. Yeah probably not. Look at what they aren't paying for when making these now.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 28 points 11 hours ago

I love that people think @elonmusk is a valid technical support approach

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Cabin climate control system requires service.

Am I reading that right? Do you need a connection to an external service to turn on the air conditioning?

[–] j0hax@feddit.org 36 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I would definitely interpret that as in "needs to be serviced at a garage/dealer."

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[–] FrChazzz@lemm.ee 19 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I know it’s fun to hate on the CyberTruck (absolutely has deserved it), but I’d bet money on this being a 12v battery issue, maybe from improper storage? Only reason I say this is that I have a Kia Soul EV and it gave me pretty much the exact same warning the other day and refused to start. Turned out the 12v battery was dead and that causes all kinds of weird stuff to happen to the electrical systems in the car. Especially considering that the entire electrical system of the CT is consolidated into one wiring harness.

Also, knowing Tesla, attempting to jump the 12v would probably void a warranty.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 5 hours ago

With modern cars having so many sensors, a dying battery can cause all sorts of weird, seemingly random issues. I have no idea it's the problem here but it's usually one of the first things I check when an issue isn't obvious. Just because the battery starts the car (or does whatever it does in evs) doesn't mean that the sensors, relays, and servos are getting the juice they need to operate correctly.

[–] ragingdachshund@lemm.ee 21 points 13 hours ago

You just need to seig heil harder, bro

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

It is definitely a computer. Things just stop working for no obvious reason sometimes.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 16 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)

Literally says on the screen "Exiting and Reentering vehicle might restore operation." I hate the future.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 hours ago

For fuck sake

[–] despicable 3 points 7 hours ago

Lmao you HAVE TO exit and reenter the car to restart it? This is hilarious on so many levels.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Where does it say that? Can't see anything.

[–] Halosheep@lemm.ee 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It's hard to see but the small notice on the left side with the warning symbol says it. The barely legible text at the bottom.

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