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[–] SecularHumorist5@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

Ciphertruck.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

You all love troubleshooting computer problems right? Well, we replaced everything in your car with computers so you can always be troubleshooting! Yay capitalism!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 49 minutes ago

"Hello, Tesla support? Have you tried getting out and getting back in again?"

[–] blurryface@lemm.ee 8 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Well, if computers worked as well as this shit you wouldn’t be using it to work tomorrow with billions other people.

Computerizing cars isn’t a bad idea in itself. Fuel injection, ABS, airbags and so mamy more features that make todays cars so much safer and less polluting all use computers to function. It’s just we live in an enshittification era.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Screens aren't a bad idea either. Displaying diagnostic values or at least error messages is always preferred to just an LED or code on the odometer. Not everyone has OBD readers.

Touchscreens, though? GTFO.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I don't even hate touch screens for the shit you need to be parked to do. For everything else give me buttons

[–] jagungal@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Yeah, my parents got a Hyundai Kona last year and they've managed to balance physical buttons and a touchscreen pretty well. Hazard lights, windows, the AC, and all the steering wheel and stalk controls are physical. It's not perfect but they also looked at a Volvo EX30 and that thing was basically a Tesla copycat. I would hate to drive one of those.

[–] OmegaMan@lemmings.world 37 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

21 miles and screen absolutely covered in dust. These things must be sitting for ages and not selling. Not even a wipe down from the Tesla store.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

Why clean it when they will buy it either way. Might even think its cool how "rugged" it looks.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 18 points 11 hours ago

Oh well, it sucks to be you, a Muskrat dick-sucker.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 33 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

That screen is awfully dusty for a car you bought 10 minutes ago

[–] Peter_Arbeitsloser@feddit.org 24 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Well, it still does have a protective foil on it and very few finger traces in the dust.

[–] kyle@lemm.ee 18 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

Still, the bottom corner of the film is peeling. Could have been sitting on a lot for a long time, but peeling like that after only a few test drives at most?

Edit: I ended up digging into his Twitter page and everything is legit. And I'm baffled.

Selfie: Selfie

SMS conversation with Tesla support (LOL): tech support convo

Dropping it off: dropping off at service

"Your concern is closed."

Ahaha the garbage customer service they sell these days.

[–] Peter_Arbeitsloser@feddit.org 9 points 7 hours ago

Ahahaha, oh wow, that tech support exchange.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 21 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

I'd expect the dealership to give it a quick detail before letting the customer drive away, even used car dealerships do that. But I guess when we're talking about Tesla all bets are off.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You can't detail a car in 15 minutes. Most places just vacuum and run a cloth around the dash. My guess is the Tesla dealer only does that if you ask or demand it, considering they love to cut corners.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 45 minutes ago

It takes way more than 15 minutes to do the paperwork on a new car. If you're getting a loan it might be the longest part of the whole experience.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think Tesla dealers work on commission (basing this entirely off the comment of a rando on this site without verification), so that would help explain it.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

You'd think the dealership would step in though. If I bought a $100k vehicle I'd be beyond livid if it was delivered in that condition. The fact that it's also broken is just a cherry on top

[–] IMALlama@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Tesla doesn't have a dealer network, you're buying direct. Their delivery and service quality is amusing at best.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

But you'd never buy a cyber truck for 100k. Maybe not even for a tenth that. These have to be somewhat impulsive people right? The more you research on a Tesla the worse it gets.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 44 minutes ago

You have a point. Even if I wanted one, I have nowhere to charge it. I'd only buy a cybertruck if I knew I could immediately turn around and sell it for a profit. But I'd fucking clean it first.

[–] SecularHumorist5@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

Well, if you own a big yacht and need an anchor, a $10K Chiphershit would be a good choice.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 7 points 12 hours ago

Haha. Yeah probably not. Look at what they aren't paying for when making these now.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Oops, did they accidentally do the remote self-destruction on a vehicle that was already sold?

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 8 points 9 hours ago

How the hell should I know?

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 28 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I love that people think @elonmusk is a valid technical support approach

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 7 minutes ago

Having worked customer support, @ing company leadership is a valid method to get escalated to the highest tiers of support

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Cabin climate control system requires service.

Am I reading that right? Do you need a connection to an external service to turn on the air conditioning?

[–] j0hax@feddit.org 42 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I would definitely interpret that as in "needs to be serviced at a garage/dealer."

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