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[–] yarn@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago

Animal Crossing and Stardew Valley. I have at least 10k hours between both.

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

So I'm not autistic and these aren't necessarily bad games, but for my partner this is definitely Dragon Age. She has put an insane number of hours into the first 3 games. She knew The Veilguard was going to be bad. She KNEW, she told me multiple times even the second before she told me she bought the game. She got 3/4 of the way through before having a crying, screaming meltdown over how bad it was.

[–] zakurei@lemm.ee 7 points 9 hours ago

I’ve been playing the Monster Hunter series since 2004 and have logged well over 10k hours.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

This is unironically one of my favorite memes because it fits me SO WELL:
On Minecraft I have ~150 days playtime on PC, after switching to Prismlauncher (after some development drama) I have another ~22 days playtime. Along with my 1300 hours on switch it's a total of 234.5 DAYS looking at pixelated blocks in a children's game.

that's not even including my time in PE edition from when I was little or the multiple years I spent in Lunar client which doesn't track playtime. In total it's probably WELL over a whole year of JUST Minecraft.

I ALSO have 9154 hours in other steam games and 1500 MORE in animal crossing. In total this is 16,000 hours, 670 days or

1.8 YEARS

I do also have minor autism.

edit: also 2-300 hours in oldschool RuneScape lol

[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago
[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 9 hours ago

EVE Online?

[–] CasalSilva@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 9 hours ago

Man, I'm into Sword of Convalaria. I've finished it once, then twice, and am now on my third play.

[–] SlothMama@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I honestly loved Forspoken. I even bought a second physical copy in case something happens to the original.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Forspoken is one of the only 9th generation games I'm actually interested in.

[–] SlothMama@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

It's legit brilliant, and I unironically love it.

[–] Iceman@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Teals of Maj'Eyal. Nothing like a real fucking rouge like

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 53 points 22 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Mathazzar@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago

The factory must expand so the factory can expand so the factory can expand so the factory can expand so the factory..

[–] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 8 points 18 hours ago

The factory must grow

[–] raph55@jlai.lu 12 points 21 hours ago

Good choice !

[–] SolidShake@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Bennu@lemm.ee 2 points 9 hours ago

Is it?

Also it's just a meme.

[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

ITT: people listing good games they played a bunch.

The answer is clearly world of warcraft.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 13 hours ago

Having grown up on the MUDs and MMOs that release before WoW I think I was thankfully inoculated against its more gamified, addictive formula.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Terraria currently. Satisfactory and DRG before.

[–] MellowSnow@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

They said worst games, not best!

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 8 points 16 hours ago

Dota 2. Almost 10k hours. I got matched against s4 and had to face him in the mid lane. I got wrecked and I uninstalled the game, that was a few years ago now. I figured if I just matched against one of the best players in the world then I actually completed dota and it's time to stop.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago

I just spent 20 hours on the demo for the new game roadcraft. I'm just pushing dirt around in a tractor like I'm playing with Tonka trucks back when I was 5. I haven't really done anything interesting, just leveled dirt. Anyway, ill probably put in another 6 hours today after work.

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 14 hours ago

Garry's Mod back when spacebuild still existed. Fun stuff especially all the Stargate add-ons.

[–] zlatiah@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

Growing up playing osu! forever scarred my taste in music. Now I have a $300 SDVX controller at home and I need help

Also honorable mention for the 500+ hrs I have in Skyrim (with additional difficulty mods), Slay the Spire, Binding of Issac, ...

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 39 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Modded minecraft isnt the worst ever

I started making games to make sure its not

[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 hours ago

One day I’ll get around to playing Nomifactory CE. I’ve somehow played the base one twice over the past five years.

I’ve been so alienated from friends playing the most popular game on the planet in multiplayer because I can’t play Vanilla for shit. Not since 1.2.5 probably.

I’ll play no Minecraft for two years and then immediately nolife a modpack for two months.

Good shit. The best value game I have ever bought, no question about it.

[–] nope@jlai.lu 5 points 15 hours ago

Did y'all hear about Rain World ?

[–] NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world 28 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Factorio. Do i need to say more?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Why aren't you tending to your factory?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

My factory is paused. I found Derail Valley Simulator, and have been absolutely loving driving trains

[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Outer Worlds. Not exactly a bad game but fell just a tad short of being F:NV spiritual successor.

[–] swelter_spark@reddthat.com 1 points 10 hours ago

It's an amazing game. The sprat rescue...

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Is this a personal spiritual successor, or is this there some thread connecting these two games that I'm missing?

They do both rule.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 13 hours ago

Both made by Obsidian

[–] levzzz@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago
[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

I should probably take a picture, but at least 1500 hours on Project Cars 2 on PS4 / 5.

Edit: I just looked and it's actually 2,897 hours.

[–] Odelay42@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

At least you you can probably drive better than 3/4 of the tech bros at a track day now.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 hours ago

Haha I did volunteer at a track for a bit and they paid me in rally car lessons, driving one of their WRXs through the woods, which was a blast.

They were convinced I'd done it before because before they taught me how, I was already good at left foot braking and could smoothly heel-toe while shifting, but in reality I hadn't driven an IRL stick shift for more than a few hours at most. That's not to say I didn't make some silly mistakes though lol

Bought an FR-S recently and once I get some new tires on it, I'm gonna see how I do on a not-dirt track!

Anyway I've switched to PC now, if anyone wants to race...

[–] jagged@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago (10 children)

It’s not a bad game but Rimworld is destroying my life right now.

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 1 points 10 hours ago

Definitely mine too. It doesn’t even run faster than 1x.. which is sucky slow but my own fault for having too many livestock animals to support my ~60 pawns… (peaceful gets very out of control if you let it) but now I have an outpost mod and as soon as all my kids are adults, most of them are gone.

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 73 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

I have the most hours in Warframe, but Factorio is on a different level. If you're anywhere on the spectrum, it is pure crack cocaine. The only reason I haven't bought the DLC is because I know it'll consume a month of my free time.

By the way, Warframe 1999's soundtrack fucking slaps.

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[–] Pichu0102@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago (3 children)
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[–] yunxiaoli@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago (4 children)

There was a shitty f2p MMO called GunZ online once upon a time. It was so badly programmed that glitches literally became the primary gameplay loop.

I loved it. For those few that could get into it, it was a unique heaven of fps and fighting game that filled a void an over caffeinated teen with nothing but hyper focus and time didn't know they had.

Also just ridiculously horny people.

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[–] dai@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

PlanetSide 2 for me, easily 8k hours into that game. Around 5k on my steam account alone.

So sad to see it's still slowly collapsing, but I've not been on since the AU servers shut down years ago and the hackers took over the Asia server.

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[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 13 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

Rimworld, Vicky 2, Ck2, Hoi4, Eu4, Fallout 1 2 3 and New Vegas, Morrowind, Skyrim, and currently Vintage Story. My tastes are damned good profligates can you say the same?!

Edit: Also Total Warhammer.

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