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[–] Salvia@lemmy.world 4 points 53 minutes ago

All I see are awesome game recommendations, thanks everyone! Except for Stardew Valley.. that's my game. I love it but I hate it for reasons mentioned already.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 36 minutes ago

Any game where you fight by picking stuff out of menus

[–] HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Battlefield 2042. 5k hours.

[–] b1rb@lemm.ee 2 points 53 minutes ago (1 children)

Impressive. I didn’t know people exist with that many hours in this game but today I learned. As long as you had fun, that’s nice

[–] HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 1 points 20 minutes ago

Ehhhhhhhh. I had fun here and there primarily because I was playing with friends. I probably would have had more fun if I played something else though, sunk cost fallacy influenced me.

[–] Alenalda@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 35 minutes ago

I know right like regular WoW wasn't already enough of a timesuck

[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Second Life. If you could call it a game.

I started "playing" it in 2006. Went through long periods of not playing it.. but I always come back.. and it's always worse

Stardew Valley.

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 20 points 14 hours ago

So I'm not autistic and these aren't necessarily bad games, but for my partner this is definitely Dragon Age. She has put an insane number of hours into the first 3 games. She knew The Veilguard was going to be bad. She KNEW, she told me multiple times even the second before she told me she bought the game. She got 3/4 of the way through before having a crying, screaming meltdown over how bad it was.

[–] yarn@lemmy.ca 6 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Animal Crossing and Stardew Valley. I have at least 10k hours between both.

[–] tiguwang@lemm.ee 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Stardew Valley is not a bad game.

[–] Viskio_Neta_Kafo@lemm.ee 4 points 4 hours ago

It is a good came I just got tired of it due to the constant inventory management and the rapid day night cycle making me feel like I had to speed run everything.

Besides that the art, music, controls, and, aesthetic are all wonderful.

[–] Slax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

I want to play AC so badly. Every time I pick it up my brain is hit with nostalgia from when I played it as a kid on my N64 and GC but now as an adult I enjoy it more watching my kids play it and talk to me about their villagers.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 13 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

This is unironically one of my favorite memes because it fits me SO WELL:
On Minecraft I have ~150 days playtime on PC, after switching to Prismlauncher (after some development drama) I have another ~22 days playtime. Along with my 1300 hours on switch it's a total of 234.5 DAYS looking at pixelated blocks in a children's game.

that's not even including my time in PE edition from when I was little or the multiple years I spent in Lunar client which doesn't track playtime. In total it's probably WELL over a whole year of JUST Minecraft.

I ALSO have 9154 hours in other steam games and 1500 MORE in animal crossing. In total this is 16,000 hours, 670 days or

1.8 YEARS

I do also have minor autism.

edit: also 2-300 hours in oldschool RuneScape lol

[–] zakurei@lemm.ee 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I’ve been playing the Monster Hunter series since 2004 and have logged well over 10k hours.

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 1 points 14 minutes ago

They said bad games

[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago
[–] SlothMama@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I honestly loved Forspoken. I even bought a second physical copy in case something happens to the original.

[–] MarkoB@lemm.ee 3 points 4 hours ago

Finished playing through it just recently, seriously underrated imo.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Forspoken is one of the only 9th generation games I'm actually interested in.

[–] SlothMama@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

It's legit brilliant, and I unironically love it.

[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ITT: people listing good games they played a bunch.

The answer is clearly world of warcraft.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 hours ago

I am so glad I bought that game before the steam release, which means most of my hours are untracked.

[–] Mathazzar@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

The factory must expand so the factory can expand so the factory can expand so the factory can expand so the factory..

[–] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago

The factory must grow

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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GoodLuckToFriends 1 points 1 hour ago

EXCUSE ME! Spreadsheet simulator clearly DOES NOT fall under the category of 'worst game' in any way whatsoever! Now hold on for a second while I log into my 7th account...

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Modded minecraft isnt the worst ever

I started making games to make sure its not

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[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

Dota 2. Almost 10k hours. I got matched against s4 and had to face him in the mid lane. I got wrecked and I uninstalled the game, that was a few years ago now. I figured if I just matched against one of the best players in the world then I actually completed dota and it's time to stop.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

I just spent 20 hours on the demo for the new game roadcraft. I'm just pushing dirt around in a tractor like I'm playing with Tonka trucks back when I was 5. I haven't really done anything interesting, just leveled dirt. Anyway, ill probably put in another 6 hours today after work.

[–] NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Factorio. Do i need to say more?

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[–] nope@jlai.lu 8 points 1 day ago

Did y'all hear about Rain World ?

[–] zlatiah@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Growing up playing osu! forever scarred my taste in music. Now I have a $300 SDVX controller at home and I need help

Also honorable mention for the 500+ hrs I have in Skyrim (with additional difficulty mods), Slay the Spire, Binding of Issac, ...

[–] monsterpiece42@reddthat.com 1 points 51 minutes ago

What's the deal with osu? I work in a computer shop and see that icon on customer machines all the time but never looked into it.

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