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"allegedly"
Suppose it was a sick ostrich?
Damnit you beat me to it
What a glorious gif. Man I wish I could use it at work.
What's stopping you?
Sigh wet blankets.
This sounds like a self-imposed barrier.
Lol. If you're brave enough, basically it is.
I say that because just yesterday I made a joke with this very reference at work.
Nice! Was it on the work giphy? The work one is limited and highly frowned upon what gifs we use. Dumpster fire gif got me a talking to once.
We use Slack.
We have a library of dumpster fire emoji.
Sounds like your employer is run by a bunch of stuck-up dipshits. I bet they're severely underpaying you, too.
Yes and based on the last raise maybe also yes.
Yea but who helped him? Takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich. Probably him and that muskrat
Oh it would definitely take at least twos people to fuck an ostridge. Musk must have helped.
Maybes it was a sick ostrich?
I'm hearing it was a sick ostrich
Just an fyi: you don't need to mark something nsfw on a meme community just because it has a bad word. Nsfw is supposed to be for sexual or violent content.
Fixed. Thanks for the clarification. I also thought the implied bestiality joke might get someone dragged into HR if the wrong dork happened to shoulder-surf them so thought I'd play it safe. :p
If they're shoulder surfing while I'm at work, HR is getting involved anyway. It's a single person bathroom stall.
Dang, you gotta worry about butthole surfers too?
Ostrich isn't a particularly bad word either.
Many people say Zuckerberg is an ostrich fucker, indeed! I've heard it many times, and from people usually well informed, that Mark Zuckerberg fucks ostriches. Good for you, Mark 'ostrich-fucker' Zuckerberg!
As a fellow Community Fact Checker with "just trust me bro" accreditation and zero accountability for accuracy, my sources and friends all seem to agree with this assessment as well!
This news is of course, unsurprising, given Mark's recent and infamous "Oh, Llama" controversy, experts agree.
(Sources say the llama has so far declined to comment.)
Allegedly.
It was a sick ostrich
He probably had help.
*Safe for work. Where do you work, a monastery?
Facebook?
LOL Fixed it.
Thought the implied sexual joke (involving an animal even) might get someone dragged into HR if some manager or tattletale coworker happened to be lurking, so thought I'd play it safe. :p
This is their goal, you guys realize that right?
When the internet is flooded with untrue statements like this, they can more easily and reliably deny the true statements for when they really start to fuck shit up.
I'm glad to read this on lemmy where fact checking isn't stopped so I know it's true
Ostriches seem mean. You get that far with an ostrich.. maybe you deserve to.
Stop victim blaming. There's no way that ostrich consented to having sex with a lizard.
Poor ostrich.
you bet hes gonna keep banning shit that makes his empire look bad
Why NSFW?
I haven't posted here much and thought "Well if someone was viewing this at work, the implied bestiality joke (and language) might get them into trouble with puritanical management."
But I've been assured it doesn't cross a line, so I fixed it. :)
Okay thanks!