"Please do not say 'Down with Big Brother' unless the Telescreen is 'turned off'"
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this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2025
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Not even turned off... Just muted. Because that's the same thing as not listening.
I'm not even surprised. All your info is being sent around by shady fax-to-email conversion companies using Chinese servers. Ask me how I know--we use them.
The US is so cooked
Ah yes, the"mute" feature, a.k.a. "I'm not listening, pinky promise! π."
Alexa, please unmute!
So very curious about the Ted Kaczynski photo in the background.
It's a meme that people will add his photo to images of technology acting in ways that it shouldn't.
Another example:
His manifesto was all about technology controlling our lives. Thatβs my guess as to why thatβs in there.
Yeah.. I feel kind of stupid now.
That, racism, fascism, and incel grievances.
And wanting to blow people up regardless
Pull the fuckin plug, holy shit. Itβs not that hard.
This sign implies they're fully aware of how unsafe it is to have a device like that. SO WHY THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE ONE?!
Oh they're so cool and convenient!!
/s but sadly not /s
I hate this place
As a enthusiastic home cook being able to set timers without using my hands is a godsend. Thats 90% of what my google nest hub does.
But your phones already do that
I disabled voice assistant on my phone. My wife wanted a google nest for home, after the novelty wore off its basically a timer-setter and sometimes turning the tv on when I cant find the remote.
I guess itβs a tele-health thing? Otherwise yeah wtf
Ah yes. "Muted".
If you should be aware of anything, it should be that if you have an Internet connected microphone the only way to truly know it's muted is to remove it from power.
And now they donβt even give a shit about pretending to hide it
Yep, was gonna post this.
Good luck, this hospital's IT department, good fucking luck.
I had a few Google Home devices, they had a switch to turn off the mic. I assume it was legit switch, because the thing literally yelled at you and had bright red lights any time you muted it. It literally said "The mic is turned off" every time it booted up in a voice that reminds me of a child tattling on their sibling.
Some of them have hardware switches
but that could simply be wired to an LED and nothing else
The first-gen echo devices at least actually had a board that listened for the activation word only that then powered on the main device. It's why you couldn't name them whatever you wanted, but had to choose between "Echo", "Alexa", "Amazon", or "Computer."
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I worked for a couple years at a residential school where a lot of the kids had significant medical issues (to the point part of our training was on HIPAA). Tons of kids had echo devices, and I spent a significant chunk of my time there trying to get anyone to take seriously the huge privacy risk those things posed.
Is it more of a risk than your cell phone?
Please remember to unplug and throw the echo out of the building. Preferably into a woodchipper.
Only acceptable if their mute button is a hammer.
I want such a voice thingy, but 100% local.
Homeassistant is making porgress with this idea, but it's a slow progress.
The new update looks great! I'm yet to try it myself though.
It includes a way to automatically have the voice assistant ask a question, so you only have to respond. E.g. when you come home it can ask: Do you want to play some music? Or when you heat up the oven, it can ask if you want to set a timer. You then just reply with what you want. This is the kind of interaction that makes it feel a lot more like Jarvis IMO.
That's how I feel about AI stuff too. Like, I'd love to "Ghibli-fi" my family like everyone else, but I'd prefer to run it locally rather than hand over family photos to one of these AI companies.
Miyazaki says AI art is an insult to life itself
Same boat. Tools like this and Gemini make managing my ADHD sooooo much easier. Having a JARVIS-esque "AI personal assistant" would make a lot of my struggles less debilitating. I'd even be willing to pay, as long as the data stayed private.
Tools like this and Gemini make managing my ADHD sooooo much easier.
Can you elaborate on this?
My working memory is terrible. If I don't write something down, it's likely forgotten. I've always tried to keep a pen and paper on me, to varying degrees of success. Now, instead I can "Hey Google, add x to my grocery list" and it'll add it to my shopping list in Keep, or "... Create a reminder/alarm/event for..." for reminders to empty the dishwasher in 45 minutes or remember that I just agreed to plans on Saturday.
I'm not a huge fan of Google anymore, but I still willingly use their services because the tradeoff is that beneficial to me.
That makes sense. Thanks!
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Why is there a mugshot superimposed on this photo? It's just one of those psychological tests where most people don't see it because they expect the window to be reflecting something and they're just reading the sign?
It's the mugshot of Ted Kaczynski, AKA the Unabomber, who was quite famous for having an extreme aversion to technology and how he perceived its role in the downfall of society.
You know shit's bad when you start to realize Ted had a few good points.
Uncle Ted had a lot of good points, he just went about expressing them uhhhhhh
VERY poorly
Makes sense. Thanks.
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We had this policy at my last job, but not due to HIPAA. Any time "Alexa" came up in conversations, it was very common for peoples' devices to chime in, telling on them.
Granted, we were in tech, so we were very aware that these things aren't recording everything you say and sending the recordings off to motherbrain nor "spying", per se.
I recall them being caught of being in the possession of recordings they shouldnβt have had.
On top of this the option of not sending recordings to the cloud is being removed just now - so they stopped pretending to respect your privacy.
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