this post was submitted on 06 Apr 2025
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Angel@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

How dare you. How DARE you

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Cubeo-style nasal assimilation except leftward instead of rightward

/seven/ → [s̃ẽɱẽn]

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

s̃ẽɱẽn

You even added c*m squiggles over the letters you are digusting

[–] buh@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not going to become an accessory to the crime by assisting you

[–] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

settler

if I don't spell it out...

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Don't try me. I'm serious

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

the guy who dies in every movie?

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Aww you beat me by a million hoursscrem

but I'm glad we think alike

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Krem@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

She PLA on my people's navy til I 解放

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

SeWen staring brab ditt and gmeuyth daltoM

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

This is one box tou don't want to open, friend

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] VapeNoir@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Good. You don't want to work out the real answer it's better that way

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Finally someone who understands the gravity of the situation o7

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Sieben? There's no V in that word, what are you talking about

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Kolibri@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But veinte does thonk i think that should be safe

[–] Kolibri@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

A cerial killer kills people according to nursery rhymes kr something it was too scary i didn't watch it

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

volcel-judge we’ll let you off with a warning this time