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Hi all,

So, I made a friend who currently lives in China. They're very nice, but I was worried about them being brainwashed. I decided to tell them about Tinyman square, and they said something along the lines of "what? what are you talking about? are you stupid?", clearly showing that they are brainwashed.

After we dropped the topic, they continued messaging me, but something seemed... off. The other day, they sent me a picture of the manicure they got. It looked really nice, which doesn't line up with the fact everyone in China is suffering from starvation all the time. Also they've talked about driving places, which can't be correct, because everyone in China is forced to take trains due to their lack of freedom.

That's when it hit me. I had broken my friend's brainwashing by talking about Tinyman square and she was promptly replaced with a CCP agent that's trying to brainwash ME. Really scary stuff, I almost got tempted into thinking China sounded cool by them saying coffee only costs like 5 yuan there.

Anyway, do you guys know a way I can get my friend back? I'm worried.

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago
[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried asking about tinyman square again? Then the sissypee will have to replace their agent with a new agent and you might just get your friend back. If you don't, just keep mentioning tinyman until you do.

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

okay, i tried that, thank you

the agent said "are you seriously saying that again? really?" and then stopped talking... so i think they ran out of agents to replace them with!