it takes 15 minutes standing under a shower head to get his hair wet
because shower heads are limited to 2.5gal/s of flow
wtf how much water does this mf need to get his hair wet?
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I really hope he gives a similar quote when he makes toilet flushing use more water (read: no more woke flushing)
"my poops are the biggest we've ever seen, from the standpoint of size"
Apparently more than 37.5 gallons
I propose we address this by stuffing him in a 55 gallon drum filled to the brim with water, upside down, for at least 15 minutes
Mr. Trump, SIR, you need water to wash that friggin' ORANGE off your skin. Upvotes to the left fellow patriots! 
this is clearly discriminatory against the nation's growers
haha nice one c/fakenews... wait why is this in the normal news comm?
The Golden Showers Initiative
I can't hate removing flow restrictions honestly, having lived with water saving baths and shower heads for years, both are extremely disappointing in my experience. Going back to unrestricted heads and a big bath has been really nice, I am consistently cleaner and more relaxed for it.
However - this isn't even that. This is just allowing shower heads with multiple nozzles (I've not even seen such a thing) to break the limit. I assume "multi-nozzle" is either an American and/or a bougie thing.
I'm laughing like a jackel watching as he does this kind of petty bullshit alongside world-chaotic economic policy.
I have no other response left. Stupidest timeline.
Just signed an order to Make America’s Showers Great Again! No more weak and worthless water flow - my hair deserves the best! Biden’s low-pressure rules were a total disaster. Now, showers will be strong, powerful, and patriotic! Let it rain, folks! 
Beautiful high pressured golden showers.
Tbf my parents have a really high pressure shower and it kicks ass. It makes my college shower seem less powerful than a stream of piss. My parents don't live in a desert though so it's not as much as an environmental issue
Thousands of MAGA shower heads won't be flooding the market due to some sort of economic thing, I can't remember what.