Did Buttigieg, Shapiro, and Zelenskyy do a DBZ-type fusion?
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Exactly what I was thinking lol
White Power Ranger 
Never buying my zelenskies from temu again smh
Littlefinger lookin' ass
Evil Peter Daou
Punished Pete
Pallid Snake
Punished Rat
Remember that documentary they made that just revealed how tragic his marriage was
I've only seen the clip where they're in a dairy queen
"Can I eat the ice cream before the chicken?"
"You can do whatever you want...its date night"
Is burned into my brain lol
…what the fuck? Does Mayo Pete usually control the order in which Chasten (why do I remember his name?) eats his food or what is being implied here?
I think it's designed to be one of those "cute" teasing lines that just are awkward for everyone that isn't like a boomer grandma.
Looking like 
So here's the plan... We tell Afghanistan they can have all of our minerals if we can have half of theirs. They will obviously accept as it's a good deal for them. Then we place a live crocodile in front of our minerals and institute a strict formal dress code. While the Taliban are busy trying to dodge the crocodile and rent tuxedos, we'll already have all of their rare earths
He looks like a villain in one of the more mid Star Trek Next Gen episodes.
A redshirt who turns out to be evil, being paid by the Romulans or something
New 2000s-era James Bond movie Russian computer programmer just dropped
A beard is no substitute for a good jawline.
Yeah, but a beard hides the fact that you have no jawline
...fight me
He's got cold lifeless eyes... like a dolls eyes.
Buttigenskiyy
I can see why he thinks it's a good idea, but for now it looks pretty bad.
Used to have high, high hopes for a living
He looks like they cut off his supply of dogs
He looks like Kendall Roy.
Lmao I’m the eldest boy lookin ass
That's what I was thinking, too lol. He looks like Kendall going through withdrawal.
He looks high as fuck ngl.
My man has gone from American Psycho to The Machinist
On his grizzled and edgy arc. He's basically like that guy from the Office that glazes the CIA for a living.
CIA Jim
Ratburn from Arthur but an Illuminati
Phew theres a name i never thought I'd hear
Jimmy Kimmel?
I won't condemn the weird awkward stage of beard. Everyone's is unique. You hit it and either you shave or push on and hope it gets better.
Looks a bit lacking in humour. Like he's contrasting himself unfavorably with someone I'd want to play DnD with.
I scrolled past this post without really looking at it and thought it was a picture of zelensky and thought that was the joke
Do you want some candy? I got some in my windowless van.
I hope he gets an absolutely enormous beard like some kind of dwarven king. Alternatively, there are some hilarious decisions he could make with just a moustache.
Dr evil vibes
ratman
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