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So what insane shenanigans are gonna go down in the next week? Which hexbearian has the mandate of heaven? lathe-of-heaven

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[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Global tariffs are back on.

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

He's turning the tariffs off and on until the economy works again

[–] durruticore@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Schrödinger's tariffs

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Trump puts tariffs on something only americans use, like bad beer.

[–] peppersky@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

More and more nothing will happen, ever faster and faster

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

we WILL win the "fell for it again award" when nothing inevitably happens

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

There will be a 7th attempt on Trump's life, this time it is successful and it will be painfully obvious it was caused by a fed honeypot gone wrong.

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Trump rises tariffs to 200% on China after Xi still doesnt call

[–] huf@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

he'll invent a new biblically accurate number that drives everyone insane if they look at it, and set the tariffs to that

[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

tariffs continue to be unclear, market volatility increases, Nothing Ever Happens with Iran

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Someone at the DOGE changes and then loses the master password for the federal reserve, causing even more economic chaos.

[–] Bruja@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

On i-am-adolf-hitler’s birthday trump will sign an executive order making being trans illegal in seppoland, doubling down on the defunding of healthcare providers who offer gender services past Friday. The school shooter six will send out emails to trans people telling them to deport themselves or end up in an El Salvadoran concentration camp. A third of the country will cheer this on.

[–] rubber_chicken@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Google AI decides Reagan died again, National Day of Reagan gets bipartisan support, Tlaib is expelled for pointing out the correct date.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Ecuador stuff?

[–] gingerbrat@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Isntrael will start attacking either Turkey or Egypt.