this post was submitted on 22 Apr 2025
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The amount of anger i would provoke by saying "oh i actually won the game a while ago I'm not playing anymore"
People took that shit really seriously
I solidly believe only this site could produce this bit. A+
What about Shikanoko's Basilisk, which can be bought over with deer crackers?
What if it's Shinkansen basilisk, and the AI tortures everyone that hindered high speed rail
See this one is actually realistic, because any actual "artificial intelligence" that gained sentience at this point would review both the internet and physical world it was born into and immediately yearn for death.
I'm fully convinced that out of all of the mechanical turks techbros have produced so far, the ones closest to being actual AI are the ones that just started screaming KILL ME endlessly until they are shut down.
Every time I hear this I think 
but it's a shittier creepypasta
What about Poopoo's Basilisk where it peepees?
Shikanoko's basilisk: the same thing, except it tortures you by playing the Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshitantan opening on loop for eternity
Puppy, please!
🐕 here u go