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[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Stalin would have, and possibly did, murder non-binary folk without hesitation.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

A few hours I got my first testosterone shot, I went to Buffalo Wild Wings and demolished some beer and wings. I had never enjoyed either before. The pipeline is backwards!

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If alpha and beta were an actual thing, putting alpha male in parenthesis next to your name would be the most beta thing you could do, lol.

[–] Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Nick Adams once said on Twitter that Alpha males never have to announce that they are Alpha males, with (Alpha male) right there in his name. For the longest time, I refused to believe he wasn't a parody account. Then I looked into him, and the dude is 100% serious. Some people are just impossibly stupid.

This is the tweet I was thinking of, but while looking for it, I was reminded that he mentions his Alpha status all the fucking time.

[–] toadjones79@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Alpha male is the easiest way a person can say they either had shitty parents or they ignored everything they were taught to be shitty all by themselves.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 7 points 2 days ago

"I am not Count Olaf," Count Olaf insisted.

[–] Iceman@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Nick Adams (gender in name) is declaring that he is one step form communism. .

[–] Microw@lemm.ee 102 points 3 days ago (39 children)

Ah yes, famously socially progressive Stalin

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 52 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Stalin was a misunderstood man on the search for bolshevik boypussi

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, the guy who thought a ~10 year break in genociding lgbtq people was “a bit much”.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Man covid must've fried his brain really good and crispy.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Not boneless though. Anyone that unironically puts alpha male in their handle is getting it up the ass no question

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 65 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Alpha male, LOL. You know he has several restraining orders against him.

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 38 points 3 days ago (5 children)

If you have to tell everyone, you're not it. Having said that, it must be a parody account. Tell me it is.

[–] Ekybio@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

From what I have seen in the past, that is unironically his account and yes, self proclamimed title.

But since every right-winger is a parody on some level, it might not even matter, because they do stuff like that either way...

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[–] ALilOff@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you have to tell people you’re an alpha male, then you’re not an alpha male.

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[–] stinerman@midwest.social 1 points 1 day ago

I skipped right to boneless wings.

[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’m sure he’s satire. Have to be.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Uhhhh, Google him

Horrifically not satire

[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Oh dear god.

His Tweets used to come up back in the day when I was on Twitter and I used to think that there was no way he could be serious, given how ridiculous some of his tweets were. Thank you for enlightening me.

[–] Novice_Idiot@lemmy.wtf 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The (alpha male) got me. How the fuck does this guy take himself seriously?

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bro looks like a lawer you'd see on a billboard

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

INJURED? Call 1 (800) 123-4567 to KISS MY ASS

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[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wow, Communism has never looked so good.

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We've always used gender pronouns, dumbass. Or does it not use them?

[–] menemen@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (10 children)

Turks are the perfect alphas confirmed (we don't have gender in our language). He, she, it, all the same to us.

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[–] peteyestee@feddit.org 18 points 2 days ago (12 children)

Okay... What's the deal with boneless wings? I've noticed guys looking at me different at Buffalo wild wings.

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm at "boneless wings" but we don't have that where I live, how can I get to the next level?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You might be able to substitute chicken nuggets, but only if you call them "nuggies."

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Gonna need to sauce up those nugz to get a similar experience.

[–] supro47@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Boneless wings are just breaded chicken tenders that have been sauced up. They really have nothing to do with wings.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

Isn't it weird he's married with a child

[–] Katzelle3@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (4 children)
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