...get that f*ucking plural-comma out of my face...

^1^ ^head^ ^+^ ^5^ ^handle^

1, 4

None. They’re all stamped from thin sheet metal. Tines and handles are too thin and will bend.

I don't really like any of these.
Ideally, #3's head on #1's handle

Edit: I'm torn between the head of 2 and 3
2's head is more satisfying, but 3 is more practical for spoon-adjacent tasks like scooping rice

Definitely 2. All other answers are just plain wrong.

2, obviously

It depends.

None of them are great, all too thin and probably have hard 90° edges from being stamped cheap metal, but maybe 2. Five can fuck off, too wide and trying to be a spoon, the rest are too narrow in the handle.

Obviously depends on what you're about to eat

Head of 2, body of 5.

3 > 1 & 4 >> 5 >>>>>>> 2

All but 5 look like cheap crap and I don't like 5 for forks sake

It's a trick question, they're all bad.

(I have autism)

Neurodivergents*

Apostrophe catastrophe.

Oh, there are forks: #2.

2 its just right

2 and 3. 1 and 5 are too short, they're last resort shit

2, 5 if there are no clean 2s

2. 1 is also nice, every other choice is heresy.

1 is the one you leave in the drawer till it's the last one or use for stuff you don't want to risk your other forks for...

2, if I wanted it to be round, I'd have grabbed a spoon.

3 speaks to me I like 😋😋

Def 3

Also team 2

Put 5's head on 2's body

they all suck the prongs are too thick

There isn’t a best, maybe a less bad but even then it’s an impossible choice. ✋wins here.