After I learned to wash my ass I realised it didn't itch almost ever and then had the horrifying realization
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Yep no poopy butt = no itching.
Enjoy your arse hose, francophile.
I've had extreme culture shock when I went to Indonesia. Both the unsanitary conditions of their squat holes and the hoses or cups they use sitting in pools of stagnant water in a country notorius for malaria and mosquitoes used to both wash shit and shower with. The whole "wet room" concept when part of my job is to grow pathogens like Ecoli. Just saw everyone's shit germs everywhere and had a few days of mild panic attacks. Not to mention trying to keep my clothes dry in thise things and seperate shoes and 
Then how do people do that without getting their clothes all soaking wet?
Fast Forward after the shock 
wears off, I'll shower bidet and still theres shit that sticks and then is now in the shower in a drain that isn't a power flush. Which grows germs and doesn't go down properly.
My hybrid solution is to wet some TP to clean the area and then follow up with some lotion or mineral oil wipes until it's clean. Paper just doesn't do a full job. Then get your shit germ sprayer thing (bidet arm) that gets shit on and aprayed with shit crossed my mind, but our water is COLD and how do you keep it clean?
Every description online is like very vauge and overly modest in using a bidet and I just need something explict step by step.
Unsanitary bathrooms are straight from hell. It's genuinely disgusting. It's usually the remote bathrooms in rural roads that are really gross and dirty. I'm sorry you had to experience that.
Then how do people do that without getting their clothes all soaking wet?
In squatting holes they usually have a low pressure shower bidet or a container just pouring water on it and then they scrub it with their hands. It gets your hand dirty but it gets the job done with minimum splashing.
Every description online is like very vauge and overly modest in using a bidet and I just need something explict step by step.
I'm not sure how much it helps but wikihow has a guide.
Thanks cabbage 
Generally hygiene is taught by your mom/dad or primary caretaker and somewhat by your primary school. So if no one ever mentions that to you, you're probably not going to think about it, and even hearing about it is going to seem somewhat alien.
Generally hygiene is taught by your mom/dad or primary caretaker
It reminds me of the poop knife. Now I wonder what poop knife habits I have that no one else does.
exactly.. i've wondered the same.. but afaik I don't have any
lmao we have an insult for europeans which translates to "butt unwasher" (or کون نشور). y'all have the permission to use it.
Is that Persian or Arabic? And can you transliterate please LMFAO. I love this.
it's Persian. technically it transliterates to butt unwasher the translation would be "someone that doesn't wash their butt".
EDIT: sry i misunderstood it's koon nashoor or kun nashur.
Unlike translate, transliterate means to convert from one writing system to another. The user is asking you how you write that in latin letters, probably so they can have some idea at all about how to pronounce it.
oh right i thought it meant translating word by word as opposed to translating to the target language. it's koon nashoor or kun nashur.
That would be to calque!
A calque is when a term is translated word by word into a new language. And a loan word is when a word or words are directly taken as-is. In fact, this means that loanword (from German lehnwort) is a calque, while calque (from French) is a loanword :D
cool i'll remember it for the next time.
This is going on some protest signs for sure, thank you comrade
if it gets a quarter popular as cracker then that would be excellent.
Clean my ass with water?!? Absolutely not. Fish fuck in water.
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It never left.
Currently reading this with the bidet on and water blasting up my ass as I rock back and forth to get every nook and cranny of my butt
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I personally just shit into my hand and cram it into my eurethra
eurethra
The poopy poo has got to go somewhere
Not my comrade.
We are simply not civilised enough for that kind of advanced plumbing.
Also, won't somebody think of the poor landlords who would have to pay for installing the bidets.
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the canadian toilet paper lobby has controlled every major political and media figure since 1900 in the west, to ensure the steady consumption of their product. where do these massive profits go? nobody knows, but some suspect the canadians are building a weapon underground in north sasketchewan
"They don't want to be great people" - Shah Jahan
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