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[–] Emerald@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 hours ago

I don't think you need to be a vegetable to enjoy a nice mist.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 15 points 8 hours ago

It does feel good.

Source: I am a vegetable.

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago

The equivalent for a person would be decapitated heads in the shower.

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Spritz me harder daddy

[–] vane@lemmy.world 23 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Dead vegetable reproductive organs.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 9 hours ago

Getting that brocussy

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago
[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 7 points 12 hours ago

Now in damp!

[–] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 42 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Contrary to what you may believe, you don't have to envy these vegetables and can indeed take a shower yourself.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 hours ago

Thats a misting not a shower tho. Also those veggies aint paying for that water.

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah but I’ll never feel as good as those vegetables.

[–] trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

You mean cut and dead?

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 24 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Be the vegetable you want to be

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 1 points 8 hours ago

I need this and a nugget ice machine stat.

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[–] CannedCairn@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

Produce was my first job and we used to come in at 5am and clean these occasionally. They get jelly dangly bits hanging from below the veggies that you just spray off and then wash. It was an interesting event.

[–] rippermonty@feddit.uk 3 points 9 hours ago

They hate it, one even tried to chase me but luckily I picked up the wooden ramp before I got out of the store.

[–] Hircine@lemm.ee 36 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

we had these 20 years ago in my country. but these got removed because they create bacteria and lower shelf life by a lot. nothing good about them at all. just extra cost and work.

[–] timeghost@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

So gross. I hate that they do this.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 hours ago

what a loss for vegetable welfare

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 29 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

Was wondering why we don't have this in Europe, and the answer is once again, common fucking sense.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 111 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (12 children)

It's actually not even good for them. It's entirely for the presentation to the humans that buy them. It makes them spoil quicker and is also just a waste of water.

On the upside: They feel pretty good as a human on a hot day.

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