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“It was a clean poop, I didn’t even have to wipe,” she allegedly told police.

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[–] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 111 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That is the mug shot of someone with absolutely zero remorse.

She said she did not want to come to the police station to talk about it because she does not really like the police

Based

[–] catloaf@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd call it a shit-eating grin, but that's really not the right term at all.

[–] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

Shit-yeeting grin.

[–] MunkyNutts@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago (6 children)

That was definitely not a clean poop.

video

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks like the community is empty. Want to do the honors and post that there?

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oop I didn't realize lol, I'll give @MunkyNutts@lemmy.world some time to consider posting it themself before I do

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That wasn't a poop .... that was a spray

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

But not aerosolized. More like a restaurant’s pancake batter disperser that gives a perfect serving every time the lever is pressed.

[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 11 points 1 month ago

Fucking desgustang

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cleanly executed though. I can't believe how fast she fired that off

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Am I tripping or is she somehow able to poop without taking her shorts or underwear off? It's hard to make out

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Damn no kidding

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Damn that's honestly kind of impressive I don't think I'd be able to shit on command like that so quickly

[–] PNW_Doug@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A clean poop? That runny mess looks more like she was marking her territory.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Right?

Lady's absolutely poop coping

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 6 points 1 month ago

But she didn’t have to wipe, supposedly, so all good.

[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why do so many people choose shit publicly in these situations?

Aggressive, screaming randos exist, but choosing to become the shitter is unforgettable.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chimpanzees and gorilla's throw their shit as a sign of disrespect.

I think it's just like an ape thing. XD

[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You would treat it as a sign of disrespect, if someone threw shit at you trust me

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

We are also apes

[–] catloaf@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

In this case, she said she was already having intestinal issues.

[–] CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

Madonna said that to the best of his knowledge, that account does belong to Solometo.

WTF are police doing telling the public that a Facebook account belongs to the suspect of an unrelated crime so that they can harass the account owner?

That aside, shitting on a car is pretty vile but this woman's responses to everything are fucking hilarious. "I have a sickness"

[–] voytrekk@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

$10k bond for pooping on a car? That seems way too high.

[–] j0ester@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

The cost of toilet paper in US.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Hard to tell. There are a lot of variables to setting bond.

Ideally, it's low enough that they can afford it at least through a bail bondsman.

High enough that they're not just going to dodge the court, or at least that a bail bondsman doesn't think they'll dodge the court.

Likely, the judge either thinks she has a little bit of money or is a possible flight risk.

[–] antisocialite 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Delco Pooper has such a nice ring to it.

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just waiting for the band to form and their first single to be "Shit Spray."

everything about this is awesome

[–] FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Stay classy, delco.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 month ago

Now that’s a shitpost.

[–] massacre@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Well, I've never thought about it along those lines before, but that woman absolutely looks like someone who would shit on your car hood.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

That's some funny shit...

[–] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Posted in this thread one minute before you commented

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 1 points 1 month ago

Delco gonna Delco, we all know this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯