Need a new Texas bill banning Rep. Stan Gerdes from being 10 miles near any school because dude is a fucking creep.
this post was submitted on 03 May 2025
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Seconded. Does this mean we can put it up for a vote now?
In a few years, this guy will probably get picked up for human trafficking, CSAM, soliciting sex from minors or some other degenerate activity.
Anybody remember that shit stain from FL, Matt Gaetz?
In 2020, Gaetz was accused of child sex trafficking[a] and statutory rape. After an investigation, the United States Department of Justice (DOJ) decided not to charge him. In December 2024, the House Ethics Committee released a report which found evidence that Gaetz paid for sex—including with a 17-year-old—and abused illegal drugs during his tenure in the U.S. House of Representatives. The committee report did not find sufficient evidence that he had not engaged in sex trafficking as defined in federal law.[2]
Anybody remember that shit stain from FL, Matt Gaetz?
Mostly just his child victims.
Based on all recorded political history and conservatives love of projection, I'm guessing he is one of the more extreme kinky types of furry himself. Nothing illegal, but really disgusting to other people.
no, I'm a furry and i can tell that guy is into diapers or something instead
Furries are notoriously stealthy, it's not like they walk around in bright furry colours or anything
what, have they have been finding examples of trans kids in school sports?
This is a perfect example of politics honestly
First they came for the Venezuelans, trans people, furries and Harvard University. If that doesn't tell you they're just looking for scapegoats I don't know what will.
litter boxes in school would have been an upgrade over the basement level bathrooms
There are probably hundreds of actual issues to dedicate time to, yet this is what he chooses to focus on?
The great part of tackling problems that aren't real is that nobody can see you haven't solved anything.
He's a Republican. All the real problems are literally beyond his comprehension.
“The evil queers are coming after your kids!” goes next to “the migrants are gang members” as a way to keep the base in perpetual fear all of the time. Shrieking about something that doesn’t actually happen wastes the lefts time - because people who care about the truth have to take the time to debunk. Then the fuckers turn around and say - “look at you protecting pedophiles” when you debunk their insane shit.
The “big lie.”
So countdown to Republicans planting furries in schools