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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Black bean burger with (sorry to be a millennial) avocado. With a crispy patty (from all the flour and the oil heavy pan fry, I know it's not good for me anymore at this point, I don't care) is a thing I regularly crave.

[–] SeasonalDepressionEnjoyer@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

there are thousands of edible legumes

which ones have you tried that you don't like?

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

It's because a snake convinced some newbs to eat hamburgers from the forbidden tree back at the garden of Eden.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago
[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

Lead also tastes quite good but I wouldn't recommend it.

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

I wasn't sure about all this God stuff, but then I went to an Italian church, and let me tell you, having a bit of oil to dip the communion wafer in really sold me.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Fats and savory flavors. It feels like cheating how good vegetarian Chinese dishes are. That pinch of MSG makes a difference.

Plus meat used to be a rare treat. We're kinda evolutionarily predisposed towards meats and sweets.

Sorry, I got baited into being serious in badposting. 😞

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I just came to the same realisation about communism. Capitalism offers me a bunch of fun distractions, while communism only takes hard work to build! I think the choice is obvious.

stop making sense!!!!!! cri