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On a scale of weird medieval chicken monster how are you feeling today? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

1 and 9 are the same thing...

[–] Mighty_Appititey@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

1 is a bit more chill than 9, I think

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

This guy chicken monsters.

[–] porcelainpitcher 2 points 2 days ago

3 & 8 but we'll see after my coffee and walk with the dog

[–] goldenbug@fedia.io 6 points 2 days ago

3 had to wake up earlier than usual for a stupid thing I don't even want to be part of.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I add this one to the race.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

I'd hit that.. in the cloaca.

[–] karpintero@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Been pretty busy at work so #3 looks about right

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

Probably #5: grumpy, clownish. (Peckish too.)

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 3 days ago

I'm #7 and my fiance is #4.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 3 days ago

6, I have no clue what's going on, I'm not happy about it, but at least I have weed.

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Loving #6. Double-blunt chicken man. Like, if it was a centaur comprised of poultry and Seth Rogen.

[–] BabyVi@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

7 no question about it.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

6 or 7 not sure. Confused af is the mood

[–] streetfestival@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Finally, a scale for the rest of us!

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 days ago

1 and 9 are basically the same huh

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I like to imagine these were all real and medieval times were just wild