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[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I ordered from a place where the crab ragoons came in a ziploc bag.

I still think about that meal.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That kid could be the kid at the place up the road. Don't kid yourself that kid know more about what you want than you do.

[–] epicstove@lemmy.ca 1 points 23 hours ago

The Shelby's treatment.

"You want za zchicken? I give you something bedder. Come to za back!!!"

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 100 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The food gets a +10 buff if the kid has to stop doing their homework from the table on the corner to take your order and goes back to it after

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)

+5 if their little sibling is riding a tricycle around the restaurant

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

+10 if the little sibling answers the phone

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 12 points 2 days ago

If you add a couple of toddlers in a fenced off corner, you've just described my local Chinese restaurant to a T.

That places food is beyond amazing.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago

+20 if the bouncer is a baby

[–] Actionschnils@feddit.org 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I dont understand this kind of photos. Why do you just photgraph random people and load it up to the internet? Especially if they are a kids/teenagers and are feelling obviously unwell about it ...Kind of a dick move. And Im not talking about the arrogant joke garnished with racism

[–] Halosheep@lemm.ee 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Has anyone ever told you that you're too sensitive?

[–] Actionschnils@feddit.org 1 points 10 hours ago

Yeah sure. Could be. But on the other hand, you felt the urge to coment too. I could ask you the same question.

[–] Liberteez@lemm.ee 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I agreed until you called this racist, this is just observational humor about hole in the wall/family owned restaurants. Joke good, photographing kids bad. Even if OP is hypothetically racist, nothing racial was said so you are reaching for offense here

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The hole in the wall mexican food joint in my town that I love occasionally has a 12? year old girl at the register, and the other mexican food place that is staffed purely with adults doesn't season their food, so this tracks.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I happened upon a Mexican place in Belvedere Illinois. I knew it was a good sign when they brought 3 bottles of salsa with basic homemade labels and chips that did not appear to have come from a bag. Then I spotted that the menu differentiated between Mexican style and American style tacos. Then to take our orders a man who appeared to be at least 80 and a teenager came up with the teenager translating for him.

Naturally the food was to die for. I have a feeling I'll be eating there every time I drive through Belvedere

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

When the old white man asks for help to order from a stranger, you know it's gonna be good.

[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 days ago (3 children)

If you ever go to Ottawa, there’s a noodle bar in the ByWard Market that’s amazing. The guy stretches the noodles the moment you ask. Simple ingredients, amazing taste.

[–] deeferg@lemmy.ca 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

If you don't want to post the name here, message me it because I'm kind of curious if I'm thinking about the same place hahaha

[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 2 points 23 hours ago

I THINK It’s Wang’s Noodle House, but I can’t be sure.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 1 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I actually don’t know. I was passing by and hungry. They’re very small, with like four or five tables only. But I’ll make sure I’ll go back there next time I’m in the city.

Edit: Looking at photos, I THINK it’s Wang’s Noodle House.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ottawa!

Quick edit; good username

[–] Ydna@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

You know it's real authentic when you hand your credit card to an 11-year-old 😆