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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 143 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (12 children)

Was walking by the beach yesterday mid day and a chick with a badonkadonk starts twerking for traffic then flips off and yells at a cop car

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

πŸ‘‘πŸ‘‘πŸ‘‘πŸ‘‘

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 113 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 71 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Shake ass Kill the bourgeoisie 666 fuck the police

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 29 points 2 weeks ago

I got banned from Reddit just for reading this

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[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 36 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (10 children)

Straight up, one time we got called out to "check on" a homeless woman sleeping at a bus stop. It's no surprise, people weaponize EMS/Fire to harass sleeping homeless people because the cops sometimes won't do shit and we can't say "no, they're just sleeping and obviously not dead, dipshit", because there's always the one chance that they aren't actually sleeping and really are dead or dying. So, we show up, and fire beat us there. They're checking on her and basically telling us "hold on, she's refusing care." We hold tight and they cut us loose after a few minutes. Well, fire ended up clearing us from the scene. Later on, we run into that same crew, and they told us that on their way to this next call, that same woman ran right out into the middle of the big ass boulevard (it was night), almost in front of them, and started hopping up and down shooting them birds akimbo. Good times.

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[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Based and ass-pilled

That’s a fad I can get behind!

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Did you get her number?

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[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 83 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

Thought the two girls looked familiar…

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 35 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

This made me laugh and I cannot lie.

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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Before your gif loaded for me, I thought there was going to be a cup involved.

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[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 75 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

Their reactions are fucking great, especially the girl on the left.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 40 points 2 weeks ago

oh my God, Becky, look at her butt!

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[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 58 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] astanix@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This barely helps. πŸ˜‘ I feel old.

[–] ianfraserkrillmaster@midwest.social 67 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

haha i love how meme explainer pages online are like "TWEEP DONKLE: Tweep Donkle is a viral meme that was spread when somebody said Tweep Donkle. now it is in the internet and you can see it there. here are some people responding to TWEEP DONKLE. have some ads!"

[–] King3d@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Are you seriously tweep donkling right now? you tweep donkle.

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[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 51 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

"Mogging" as a term originated in the early 2000's and went mainstream-ish in the late 2000's when the "pickup artist" community started getting attention in places like the New York Times. The people who originated it are probably like 45-50 years old now.

Quick etymology: comes from these pseudoscientific douchebags trying to name the phenomenon where a man tries to subtly belittle another man in front of women, establishing that he's the AMOG (alpha male of group), eventually became a verb amogging or mogging, and then various specific types of this behavior earned prefixes: heightmogging, etc.

The fact that it has this kind of staying power, 20 years later, is the surprising part.

[–] ProfHillbilly@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

As a 60 year old dude I have never heard of such a thing.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 54 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

She has brought dishonour upon the House Of Mogh.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

Is it just me whose reaction was "So?! What's the big deal?"

Don't get me wrong: good for her for having a big booty. It's just that I don't have any expectation of the girls in the picture being shocked, nor am I myself shocked or otherwise impressed by her crouching position emphasising said big booty.

For me the whole thing is a kinda normal teen/young-adult showoff pose, hence no big deal.

[–] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

I'm going to suck the marrow from your still living bones for making me see this fucken picture.

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[–] sunflowercowboy@feddit.org 14 points 2 weeks ago

Self promotion and sex sells. Along with a bit of superiority and contemporary absurdism.

It's funny because it's a lady who's aesthetic stems from a very self detrimental culture. Objectified and then sold to the masses as a fetish. Which then is promoting the same 'shaming' that the culture itself was born from. However because it can be worded in equally absurd terms, it comes across as comical. In a pathetic kind of way. The way any normal person can just be baffled by.

3m ago, 1 like, and the other things hidden.

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[–] Tracaine@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If I could get butt mogged I would be so happy.

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[–] proper@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

something has awakened inside of me

[–] badbrainstorm@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

On that twelve cheeseburger a day looksmaxxing plan

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

I know this is a joke, but come on, that lady probably works her ass off to keep that physique. She doesn't exactly have big flabby arms and legs or a double chin.

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Final Fantasy is going hard with their old mog characters these days

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