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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is that Jesus holding baby Jesus?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

The Trinity is weird.

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 day ago

The genetic dynasty has begun

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"Give me back my child!"

"Non."

LE BRRRRRRRRRRRTTT

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Jamais vu quelqu'un distribuer autant de pains à la fois

"Allez tous vous faire foutre !" ... et iels y allèrent.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't I just have eternal damnation instead? Sacre bleu!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Et sacre rouge, et sacre blanche.

[–] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sins? That must be the Dutch flag then.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah, that's how I read this. She's not being punished, she's crying tears of joy as Jesus makes her Dutch!

Inconcevable!

[–] tatann@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Luxembourg

If anything that would be a reverse french flag (red white blue instead of blue white red) so Jesus is making her the "ante-french" ?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

The flag was defined as a horizontal tricolour of red, white, and blue in 1848, but it was not officially adopted until 1993.

They were so embarrassed of copying the French colors it took almost 150 years to officially adopt it

[–] MrMobius@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Now she's cursed to like smelly cheese and hate on railroad workers, poor lady…

[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

WAIT, isn't that the flag of Luxemburg? The blue looks too light for the Dutch flag or the French flag.

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

And steals her baby.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 6 points 1 day ago

I’m-a firin my Franco-beam

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

[–] PotatoLibre@feddit.it 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or maybe he saves a sinner by making her french

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait, if Jesus is saving a sinner, then he's absorbing the frenchness out of the woman!

[–] PotatoLibre@feddit.it 2 points 1 day ago

"Since my love is endless, I'm gonna deDepardieu you forever"

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

mon dieu, sacre bleu !

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Forgot to label the baby. 2/10 meme.