Flared bottom would have made it 450%
this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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Yeah, all I see are embarrassing trips to the ER.
I was uhhhh…trying to shampoo myself REALLY well.
the shower didn't have a place for me to put it
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And what if they had a "vibrate" function. You know, to get the last bit of shampoo out easier.
Without a base, without a trace
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"So you slipped in the bathroom... and fell on top of the shampoo bottle?"
Million to one shot Jerry!
Hey, Assman!
No, actually I was bored.
That's the same energy as flour companies making floral patterned burlap bags during the great depression because people were using them to make clothes.
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They gon' introduce a dragon scent next?
😏
Not a particularly good one...
No joke, I have a very close friend who is a vagabond. It the most literal sense of the word. He has no permanent residence.
I love the guy, he's a great friend, loyal, dependable, trustworthy.
But, I've heard that people have found objects beneath the couch he crashed on with... certain matter on it.
Hey, I'm not judging, but at least you could take that with you, or wash it off.
god damn son
Like I said, he's a great guy, otherwise.
But he could show some common manners and clean up after himself.
I've never seen it, personally, but heard the tales.
Since he's a close friend, maybe let him know?
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Is this AI generated? It's reached a point where I cannot even tell anymore.
https://sandeemax.com/product/cucumber-gel-natural-fresh/
It is not - ish
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I’ve seen a British comedy that had this as a joke. But the movie was a sleezebag of a comedy. All about a dude that works at a grocery story at night, gains the ability to freeze time and messes with the women he sees shopping. I am glad I can’t remember the title.
Cash back
The dude who can freeze time (framed as him imagining) isn't the one adding dildo shaped shampoo to women's grocery carts to see if they'll buy it when the get to the checkout. He just uses his time powers to, ahem, artistically admire women's naked bodies when they're grocery shopping and unaware they're being the subject of his drawing
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A lot of teenagers that have had to be in the grocery aisle are very grateful.
So they also double as dildos?
Not much gets by you, does it?
horny
I use plastic bottles as dildos, so it's doable. With a lot of practice, you can even use 500ml+ bottles, some even going up to 1.5l. I really need to get a 750ml one, since going from the 500ml to 1l directly is not feasible.
Why do I have the feeling you will end like the jar man, but instead the label will peel off and you will get poisoning from the glue
Even more horny
Also how the fuck do you manage this? I can't even get a 2 cm thick oval thing in there without it hurting like hell
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But they don't double as double ended dildos.
That's quitter talk
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Nobody: There's no such thing as picking a perfect Lemmy community
OP:
That's really cool though! Especially the bamboo one
That ain't no lemon shape that I've ever seen.
Going from shampoo to ram poo.
The bamboo one must be very popular…
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