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Why do they walk like that (hexbear.net)
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[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They're old.

Literally, that's it. Your body degrades over time and it affects the way you move.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

[–] abc@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

DAE think these two geriatric 80+yo men walk weird?! wowee

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Because they were both already alive when the printing press was invented?

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's the dance from the Peanuts.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

"Linus & Lucy" started playing in my head the instant I saw the photo.

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

dio-walk jotaro-walk

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

You're seeing a still image of something in motion. It doesn't look like that in the way your brain is extrapolating the image.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Parkinson's.

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

...the cleverest of the apes

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

lizard alien

[–] eyyImwalkin@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

it's the naruto walk
when you don't go fast enough the arms just stay limp at your sides

ice ICE baby

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can you walk it like this? I can walk it like that
But can you walk it like this? I can walk it like that
Huh!! *echoes*

News reporters, invade my borders
If I think it I will say it, you might have a recorder
And then, UHH-OHH, the nation's in upheaval
The lefties always looking at me evil
You're stepping on my heels, you're breathing down my neck
I'm not Rodney Dangerfield, so give me respect

Song

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

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[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oabcM9SOF-E

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[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Lean body mass percentage was too low in middle age. Do your squats, kids.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Emoji ass walk

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

haha I walk like that