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[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

i have found that just tucking dries the bread just fast enough to not get mouldy, and dry bread can be just rehydrated by wetting it and putting it in an oven for a bit

using the bottle neck

stands up in his chair

brilliant...

[–] JigglypuffSeenFromAbove@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I tie a knot AND twist and tuck. Where does that leave me?

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[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Chaotic evil would be rearranging the slices so they don't work for easy sandwiches.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends 1 points 1 day ago

Chaotic evil includes eating the heels of the bread first, because you don't want that sweet extra protection layer from fungi.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm just saying twist and tuck is the best because it seals well enough and it's fast and requires no additional equipment. If you have a breadbox that's peak convenience, but I've only seen one family that had one ever, and they had the counter space for it.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We have a bread box but keep the bread in the bag inside the box.

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[–] ZeroGravitas@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Pros and cons of breadbox? Any paladins out there willing to enlighten us?

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[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I keep my bread in the fridge, and then it doesn't matter.
I guess it means I'm in Pathfinder universe or something

[–] vodka@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

This, keep it in fridge and only tuck.

Quick round in the toaster if needed for the cold bread, or not if it is used to make lunch to bring to work or something.

[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Freezer bags, 4 slices per bag, in a freezer. That way I can take out only as much bread as I can eat before it gets moldy.

[–] nuko147@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lawful neutral until 2/3. After neutral evil.

[–] ouRKaoS 1 points 1 day ago

My neutral evil on a small partial loaf is basically rolling it until all the excess is tucked.

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am lawful neutral (use clip it came with) until about halfway through the loaf, then I become chaotic neutral (twist and tuck) at the back half.

There isn’t enough bag to properly twist and tuck until that point anyway.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

I'm lawful neutral until I lose the bread clip and go chaotic neutral. Sometimes I'm lawful good the whole time, but I've been chaotic at the start and that's fun!

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

I twist and tuck and keep it in a lower kitchen cabinet. Lasts so much longer than when I’d keep it in the counter. What is my alignment?

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I simply do not allow an open bag of bread to be left unless all the bread have been eaten. Problem solved.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

True chaotic evil.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Guess I'm lawful neutral because I rarely lose the bag clip. I will use a clip when that happens.

[–] Dabundis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Twist, tuck, freeze

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Do none of you people have clothes pins? Or does that count as Neutral Good?

Also, CG and CN need to be switched. There is no way the bottle hack counts as "good."

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