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[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

I just went on the LJS site to look for the nearest location and they have a rewards program called "Seacret Society".

Hmmm

[–] Thebular@lemmy.world 1 points 17 minutes ago

That stuff will make you shit worse than taco bell

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 hour ago

I went there 3 times 7 years apart each time. Never again. Terrible every time.

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 3 points 2 hours ago

There is one near where I work, but they are quite literally never open. They aren't out of business and their facilities are kept up, but it somehow just persists in that state.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 3 hours ago

I hate knowing that LJS still exists, but doesn't have a restaurant around me anymore.

The secret cabal is just the elderly. That's all I ever saw there when I was able to go there lol

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

LOL this actually seems like a plausible scenario - it could be a regular meeting place for reptilian aliens, and who would notice?

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The one in the photo looks delightfully old school. I bet they still have the bell you can ring by the exit door!

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

The bell is still there, but last year the manager filled it with cement.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 30 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

When I was a small child I loved Long John Silver's but now that I'm an adult I tried it once and it was so fucking oily that I feel like if they weren't in the United States they would be getting invaded by them.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago

I think they're in the same bucket as Red Lobster and KFC. Used to be fantastic, spent a couple of decades trimming corners until all that was left was the grease.

[–] syreus@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

The smell of LJS actually gives me a headache. Nothing else does this to me the same way.

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 22 points 9 hours ago

I had a cat that I found in a dumpster eating a taco during a hurricane. I only found her because she was yelling at the taco while she ate it. That cat, that I have seen eat every living and non living thing imaginable, refused to eat long john silvers fish

[–] anubis119@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

Beer battered chicken is phenomenal, and nobody else does it. I hate fish, but I love LJS!

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 39 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Man, I fucking love LJS and wish I had one within driving distance.

Nothing like ordering a fish & chicken plank combo and not knowing which of the identical diamond-shaped planks is which before biting.

[–] mceldritch@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

LJS's chicken is way better than most other restaurants. I will die on this hill

[–] Duranie@leminal.space 7 points 9 hours ago

Chicken planks, fries, hush puppies, and an obscene amount of tartar sauce to dip everything into. And the crunchy little batter bits? Absolute gold.

God I could go for some right now.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 29 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I'm convinced LJS is Taco Bell for people who moved away from the coast. They know it's not sea food, but they crave it's badness for its own sake.

[–] Duranie@leminal.space 6 points 9 hours ago

Here in the Midwest we even have some combined Long John Silver and Taco Bell restaurants. You can go through the drive-thru and order off of both menus. They've been slowly disappearing but for a while they were all over the place.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

I’m from northern Connecticut and live in (southern, nowhere near any fished lakes) Germany. I tried seafood here a couple times when I first got here, but it’s just intolerably fishy for me, even in a taco bell sense.

Though I guess frying it does mask a lot of fishiness. And LJSs doesn’t try for the cachet of “never-frozen,” so it’s possible it’s actually fresher than what you get in a fancy inland restaurant…

I didn’t agree with you at first, but you might be on to something

[–] ghost_towels@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago

My parents used to take me there as a kid for the all you can eat peel and eat shrimp. Holy fuck the amount of shrimp I could eat, baskets everywhere… I still love shrimp and prawns, more than crab even (I apologize to all my Maryland family).

[–] randon31415@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

Hushpuppy underground!

[–] dbbljack@lemmy.world 34 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

It's Catholics. LGS makes 1/3 their yearly sales during lent.

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[–] carbonari_sandwich@lemm.ee 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I have no idea if they still do this, but you could order a whole box of "crunchies," the little fried bits of batter that flake off.

[–] Alenalda@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

we called them crumblies and its the only reason id consider going to ljs

[–] _wizard@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago

I'm not ashamed to be part of the Long John Underground.

[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 44 points 14 hours ago (6 children)

As a non-American, I'm assuming it's a shitty restaurant?

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 72 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (12 children)

They’re just weird because so many fast food chains come & ~~ho the~~ go in the US, it’s hard to even keep track - but Long John Silvers; a shitty fish & chips place which is never busy, never seems to have any customers at all, somehow stays in business.

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[–] mspencer712@programming.dev 18 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The available food is mostly things they can pop into the fryer: Think fish and chips, except you can also choose “planks” of chicken breast, or breaded shrimp, or little balls of seasoned dough called “hush puppies”.

My wife hates them, and they’re an occasional guilty pleasure for me.

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[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 20 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I love long John silvers as a guilty pleasure.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Genuinely wonder if it is a money laundering front at this point.

[–] Buelldozer 9 points 12 hours ago

Count me in. Dad loved 'em when I was growing up and I occasionally go get some.

[–] 93maddie94@lemm.ee 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

My great aunt gets their fish catered for her family Christmas party every year

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 hours ago

What does the fish eat?

[–] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 13 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

The one nearest to me is combined with an A&W, another ancient fast food business that somehow hangs on. I've only had LJS once and it was absolutely disgusting.

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[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

What is a Long John Silver?

[–] Hugin@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

A fast food restaurant that mostly does fried fish. It's named after the pirate in the famous novel Treasure Island.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 1 points 7 hours ago

That sound nice. It doesn't seems weird to me it has a consumer base.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago

look, sometimes I just need a box of 100 pups.

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