This is why I don't clean my butt hole after I poop.
It's human nature to walk around with a crusty anus.
this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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I know that animals have thrived based on cooperation since before humans existed, and actually all of human societal existence at all can be traced back directly to cooperation, but we can ignore all of that and just say that it's human nature anyway because vibes!
Sometimes we don't cooperate though. Sometimes we murder. Especially when compelled by external forces. But not always. But definitely sometimes.
Therefore since our behavior can vary wildly depending on circumstance I'm just going to decide the violent stuff is the human nature stuff because it comforts my ideology.
Checkmate, ~~atheists~~ communists.
If it's human nature not to cooperate we should build a societal mechanism that mandates and facilitates cooperation.... Ah shit even if I indulge the stupid human nature falsity I'm still a commie
Lurid claims of all humans being naturally greedy, untrustworthy, and self-serving are usually made by people telling on themselves
Of course the owl thinks a book for owls is an accurate description of human nature. Try reading some actual theory on human nature, like Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
I agree that humans are inherently evil and greedy. That's why I support a system where the most evil and greedy people have the most power.
(thinkin on all the disgusting & farcical processes that naturally happen in the human body every day) 
hell yeah i have, dude
oh you mean materialism, the idea that people act in their objective best interest?
human nature? like anarcho primitivism?
no actually i havent
Its human nature for me to be a cute lil baby . SO we shoudl create a society were cute lil babies like me can thrive. AKA communism