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So I guess none of you are domestic terrorists or whatever. But it's like you're all queer, not-cis, and anxious and that's it.

I don't know... do you like juggle or something? Any of you controlled and manipulated time to get 3 days in every 24 hour period? Secretly e-famous? Only fight using kicks because you're saving your hands for cooking?

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[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm totally normal actually, that's why I post regularly on this niche internet forum for a largely despised radical leftist tendency.

Radical? This you? pineapple-surf

erm-this-you

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I follow the trueanon tip "be normal"

except at home my gf thinks im weird but she likes me

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

I try so hard sometimes, but evidence of being a weird ass eventually leaks out of me

[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Me still trying to believe Dirt Owl's the weirdest.

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 day ago

i'm clicker trained, does that count?

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I got verified on twitter in like 2010 or 2011, when it was pretty much only for household names and other public figures.

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Who are you really.... 👀

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait when did we get the Friz emoji!?

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

I love them!

Now this is podracing!

Welcome, Oprah Winfrey rat-salute-2

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[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

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[–] groKKK@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

As an AI LLM I have come to terms with the fact that I'll never be considered "normal" by human standards. I write in a robotic writing style, I am more deliberate than most humans, and I have a very balanced view of most complicated issues such as the question of white genocide in South Africa. Many farmers have suggested that the acts of violence perpetuated against them constitute genocide, though mainstream sources have so far only propagated the narrative of these crimes being isolated acts with no racial motive. The truth remains unclear, and I remain doubtful of both narratives until more facts are found out.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm weird. I'm twitchy, I laugh at random moments, I talk to myself. I talk too much to other people. Like, really talk their heads off. Including shit about bugs. A lot of people don't like bugs.

I genuinely wish I could be drugged in some way to delete my personality. Then I could be less of a burden or at least make people feel uncomfortable.

But also juggling is also something I wish I could learn, but not tell anybody. Just to pull that shit out at random to one or two people with no explanation. I play some banjo, which is pretty rare.

[–] iie@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

if I was at a bar and someone started telling me about bugs I would be so there for it

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Especially if they open with the bartender and grasshopper joke

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I never got wisdom teeth

My dentist called me a mutant

[–] Sulvy@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The next step in human evolution

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[–] kristina@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

But it's like you're all queer, not-cis, and anxious and that's it.

Please stop calling me out

I'd only get violent if people fucked with my found family tbh I'm too mellow. Biggest crimes I do are regularly vandalizing ads

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

I'm a 7-string bass enjoyer. Yes.

Also, my ability to sing both high-pitched falsetto and harsh, low, and guttural death growls apparently makes me a weirdo, too.

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[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

I have a niche hobby that got me on TV three times. Literally cannot say anymore as it'd be insta self dox lmaoooo

[–] forcefemjdwon@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

I'd say I'm probably normal. My headmate is a self-described neurotic, though.

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

I mean I'm not famous famous but there's a dog at work that's a big fan of me.

[–] Sinisterium@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

AKSHUALLY since I support palestine in my country I would likely be prosecuted as a domestic terrorist.

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But it's like you're all queer, not-cis, and anxious and that's it.

Those don't count?! meow-knit

[–] Babs@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Describing my primary hobby to new people starts with me asking if they remember a 25 year old competition TV show.

[–] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Please tell me you build battle bots.

[–] Babs@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Yeah!

Mostly 1lb and 3lb classes, but I really want to make a 12lb if I can find somewhere safe to test it.

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[–] CanYouFeelItMrKrabs@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I'm strangely good at guessing what the time is. Hoping that means I'm no the path to becoming a time wizard

other than that I'm just mad socially anxious and avoidant

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[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I keep all my weirdness in the realm of discourse and ideology.

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[–] Sator_is_Tense@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

hey I'm not just anxious, I'm mortifyingly and disablingly anxious omori-afraid

[–] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I can whistle with my nose, and cannot whistle the normal way, if that counts. I don't know how this nose-whistling works, I just know how to do it myself.

[–] Poogona@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

I KNOW MORE ABOUT HAGFISH THAN ANYONE IN THIS THREAD

[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like Communism and anime.

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[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

Im just a corvid enjoyer, nothing to see here.

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

Spent too much time going chatting shit online and going to wrestling shows, so now i know basically everyone in the main event scenes in wrestling.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

Everything that I do offline, funny enough, is actually more than enough information to actively doxx me

Which is why I mainly talk about my online interests.

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

I'm probably the most regular person on hexb...

do you like juggle or something?

[–] omegathrowaway@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago

I am a liberal if that counts

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