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i invented french onion ramen

Heh. Yeah. I'm weird. I guess you could say that. Grins. Don't ask what's going on inside my mind it might be too much for you. Im not normal. I'm twisted. But I still have a good heart. Im still just a person.

Sorry I have to stop now. Things are getting too real for me. Gonna have to go cool off. Smiles sadly.

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this instance is full of weirdos

Not E-famous, just regular famous

i have a fursuit

I might be the only person on earth whose paid jobs this year have included both "mover" and "audio commentary recording for the UK release of a seminal European arthouse film" so I guess I have that going for me weirdness-wise

manipulated time to get 3 days in every 24 hour period

Eey I remember that

oh uhhmmmmm, i have a pet snake, that's pretty cool right?

I did 90 Day Fiancé before it was a thing. I met my ex in 2011 and we talked online before I moved to her country and lived with her for a bit.

I overshare if that counts!

I'm actually really boring, but people treat me like I'm a weirdo, because I tend to look scruffy and unkempt. Suburbia sucks.

over the last few years i’ve gotten legitimately good at guitar. it has made me less eager to throw hands for fear of fuckin up my money makers. so indeed i’d probably use my foots and toes more in a fight. not that injuring my legs would be much better (i cook with my lower limbs) but yeah

Unicycle

@Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net is obviously a weirdo, moreso than anyone else in here. Just wanted to clarify that.

I'm not good at swordfighting, but I love it. I've been struggling to find a non cult kung fu place that teaches weapon techs, so maybe I'll be better at it soon! I'm not bougie enough for fencing and HEMA is too scary to approach.

I am fully comfortable in an absolute mess. I'm not stressed out when things are cluttered, disorganized, filthy, or kinda smelly. This is a truly horrible character trait and a constant point of tension with my partner. I'm more than happy cleaning up but i have zero (0) internal triggers to start cleaning on my own and it's not good.

I'm really into the gameplay aspects of otherwise very aesthetic games. I played Warhammer with unpainted units and would beat very good players (tournaments would deduct points if you didn't paint your army so i never entered) and I was able to understand magic: the gathering well enough to become a judge while playing with unsleeved cards for most of my life.

I was one of the top players in the world at Skullgirls and had, at one point, developed the highest damaging painwheel+1 combo.

I really enjoy striking up conversations with random people and think after the revolution i could be an outreach worker trying to gain insight into the needs of those less reachable by conventional means

Nobody ever took me to a church/religous service (other than weddings and funerals) as a child and I've never been to one as an adult. Never baptized or any other anointing rituals either so I'm guaranteed not getting into any heaven.

I bought a CCCP shirt with a big hammer and sickle on it but kinda feel cringe wearing it

I am a member of the weirdo swarm (KGLW fan)