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That's right!

Not only that, but I don't like progressive metal anymore... I much now prefer conservative metal!

It tries its hardest to stay in 4/4!

FUCK YEAH

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[–] buh@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

biblically inaccurate Angel

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do you have a sudden craving for plain bread and drinking milk?

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes, alongside not having pronouns

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Nary a one!?

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

Your new pfp wants to talk to the manager

[–] grazing7264@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago
[–] buh@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

this isn't just a GOOD post, it's one of the ~~worst~~ best posts I've ever seen hesitation-2

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I continue to fail this community... deeper-sadness

[–] buh@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

We need an emote like a golden downbear for posts this good/bad 🤔

conservative metal!

It tries its hardest to stay in 4/4!

The duality of Megadeth

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

asleep is the new woke

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

JFC, yer a smug kkkrakker, tf

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago
[–] blame@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

I like HEALTH too.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

No blues riffs allowed in conservative metal

[–] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

GENDER Theater. PRONOUNS Tree. WOKEpeth. Devin PRONOUNSen. WOKEn. TRANSryche. Liquid TRANSGENDER Experiment. Symphony TWITTER. DEMOCRATS As Leaders.

[–] pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Queer Crimson

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
  • GENDERiphery
  • POLYAMORYphia
  • THEY/THEMshuggah
  • GAYS Warning
  • GAYjira
  • Between the BOTTOM and TOP (😳)
  • Cynic (Fuck it... already a gay band.)
[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

LIGHT Tranquility.

Wait, I think I did that joke wrong. Whatever.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So you don't like black metal? Or maybe you do, because…you know.

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

yes... I know

unfortunately

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Black skin is the wokest race.

[–] o_d@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 days ago

Progressive house is a vibe tho 😎