this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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[–] sudo_halt@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 14 hours ago

The joke aside

This "art" "style" makes me fume so bad. I hate corposlop

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 15 points 15 hours ago

Imagine being commissioned to make some shit like this and they actually love it and accept it lmaoooo

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 27 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 13 hours ago
[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 21 points 18 hours ago

insert catheter slurp on that thang

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 52 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Hi! I'm at the cafe, thanks for meeting up with me to discuas the new round of funding. Look for me under the guy just jorkin' it.

[–] turtle@lemm.ee 15 points 19 hours ago

thanks for meeting up with me to ~~discuas~~ dickus the new round of funding

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 56 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

At the corporate cafe straight up "jorking it" and by "it" haha well I mean my pingas.

[–] pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 5 hours ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 29 points 21 hours ago

"Sounds" like fun. And by "sounds" I mean there's a rod in the pingas

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 15 points 19 hours ago

I died laughing.

[–] altphoto 13 points 17 hours ago

Wow, for a second I thoughts the guy was sipping on coffee. Nope he's got his penis and that's all that matters.

[–] pierre_delecto@hexbear.net 11 points 17 hours ago
[–] KrasMazov@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 20 hours ago
[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 40 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

You yanks might not know it but if you have a foreskin you have to do this weekly

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 29 points 21 hours ago

We know, why do you think we're called yanks

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 30 points 22 hours ago

Some of us have foreskins

Thank you Dad

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GrafZahl@hexbear.net 28 points 21 hours ago

That's the reason there are so many cafes everywhere in Europe

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 32 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Damn that guy who was very insistent that he did not use straws must have seen that.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I don't use a straw on my dick brother, the women in my house use straws on their dicks

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 11 points 18 hours ago
[–] Lucien@mander.xyz 14 points 21 hours ago

Dick fingers