this post was submitted on 24 May 2025
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[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 28 points 4 hours ago

Notice they never said no to the incest parentage.

[–] match@pawb.social 29 points 5 hours ago
[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 90 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

I'm thinking we don't exactly want everybody on Lemmy. Just the people who'd actually put in a little bit of effort.

Yes, I know this is the shitpost community.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 85 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] socsa@piefed.social 37 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] don@lemm.ee 28 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

[puts on robe and wizard hat]

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 30 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] match@pawb.social 20 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

[inflates you making you big and round]

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

Tan balloon! Tan balloon! Hahahaha

[–] NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 hours ago

[greentexts you]

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Goddammit I was going to steal it!

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 2 hours ago
[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 26 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

What better place than Lemmy shitpost for premium "[farts in face]" discourse?

[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago

Terrence and Philip?

[–] socsa@piefed.social 12 points 6 hours ago

Y'all are delusional if you think Lemmy doesn't have this shit already. The main dev is legitimately in contention for the most cringe person on the Internet.

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 4 points 6 hours ago

For reeeeal, I want an internet univeristy town. If I wanted to deal with a dumptruck full of dickbags all the time, I would move to Boston and go back on reddit.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 32 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Cano@lemm.ee 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me more of Diogenes but... Uh...

jerks off in public

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 4 hours ago

In the agora straight up jorkin it.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 22 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Oh people forget to not feed trolls everywhere; that's hardly a Lemmy phenomenon.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not sure how this relates to my statement.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

Lemmy is not reddit

[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

As far as I’m aware, in the US, the only mandated and enforced expiration dates by law are for baby food manufacturers.

Everything else is a vendor suggestion.

And don’t feed the trolls.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 hours ago

I was also on the internet when I was 14. It would have been better if I were ignored

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 hours ago

I’M FAARRTTIINNGGGG!!!

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Fno I'll answer to all my emails like this

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

I love watching NPCs so much

Why censor usernames?

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 4 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Because people WILL go and harass users whose names they've seen in screenshots. Sure it's usually not hard to find them anyway but you don't have to make it extra easy, do you?

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 points 29 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 points 18 minutes ago

... people who give a bit of a crap about other people....?

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago

Yeah I wanted to go look at fart guy's post history for more gold

[–] nave@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Why censor usernames?

To be honest I stole the screenshot

If you want heres the link

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I am shocked. Shocked.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Not missing anyone by leaving reddit, huh?

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 2 points 6 hours ago

His mom/aunt did not raise him right

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Both nachos. Obviously