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[–] Mwa@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

E but D looks pretty cool

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I sleep like B wishing it was H

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

A bit of duct tape can fix that, just like everything else

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

That's why you gotta get one of those side sleeper pillows (I've got one without a waifu, but to each their own). That shit is straight up magic.

[–] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 26 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 15 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tourist@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

I didnt even know he was sick

[–] mostNONheinous@lemmy.world 15 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

G but the blanket somehow wraps around me like D.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

That's why I personally use a Möbius blanket. That's a manifold that doesn't fold 😎

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 4 hours ago

I too prefer the D

[–] hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

B or C or H,

H is looking sick honestly

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 7 points 6 hours ago
[–] rossome@lemmy.ml 12 points 7 hours ago

Like a dead Yamcha for sure.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 hours ago

A to D to H to B to C to G to F to E. All in about 5 minutes. Repeat until alarm.

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 28 points 9 hours ago

G but on my left shoulder

[–] RecipeForHate1@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 hours ago

G all the way

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 15 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I used to like F. But working years in construction has forced me into G with a pillow in between or else my hands go numb and wake me up 4 times a night. And now I have back issues from sleeping in G. Getting old sucks major ass, boys.

[–] elaiden@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago

Do A with a pillow between the knees and another pillow to "hug". Let the shoulder roll forward and keep the arm straight in front of you, it's the best one I've found yet.

[–] evening_push579@feddit.nu 4 points 6 hours ago

Me: B Wife: E

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 4 hours ago

Consistently A

[–] unaccomplishedbottom@lemm.ee 3 points 6 hours ago

What the fuck is kinda sleep is D?

[–] preussischblau@lemmy.ca 12 points 9 hours ago (3 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

How do you breathe

[–] elaiden@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago

Hello neck pain

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

face down work well for the D

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 8 hours ago
[–] Sephie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

All of the above

[–] KiwiTB@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago
[–] RedIce25@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

H on the side

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

D mostly. Occasional G

[–] SplooshArmstrong@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 7 hours ago
[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

H. Who dares to wake me?

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

A , but my blanket thinks I want D

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

How is B different from H?

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 4 points 7 hours ago

They're the same, but for H you hold the position for thousands of years.

[–] Octavusss@lemm.ee 1 points 8 hours ago
[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Feels like D most nights.

[–] rirus@feddit.org 1 points 8 hours ago