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Nothing problematic about this story. Just a heckin’ cool dude living out the American Dream! (hexbear.net)
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Meet Juan Carlos, the embodiment of the American dream. He came to this country with virtually nothing and now owns a car collection that includes a Ferrari F40, a Michael Schumacher kart, Insane sleepers, and limited-edition vehicles that can never be replaced. Tune in to see what he owns and how he got here.

Fortunately about half the comments are roasting the guy

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[–] Carl@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

after divorcing his home country, Carlos set out to have as many mid life crises as there are women in Cuba...

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

don't ask him why he had to leave (he'll lie)

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

I was speaking my mind against authoritarian rule smug-explain <- man who owned the most slaves in the whole ass country

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

You don't get rich without being a douchebag

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm fully convinced Jon McAfee got the most out of being rich past World War 2 so this isn't me moralizing: this is what the british call being a saddo

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

that guy was so wacky that i actually believe the whale story

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You know, it's kind of nice that america concentrated all of the gusanos in one place. I've never met this guy or anyone like him. They let one get out and his son is known for forcing delivery drivers to shit in bags.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

america concentrated all of the gusanos in one place.

They let one get out and his son is known for forcing delivery drivers to shit in bags.

guanos :kelly:

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

it occurs to me that, as the US is a collection point for every piece of garbage who escaped justice from socialist revolutions and insurrections... like what is the plan for scooping these turds out of the litterbox when we successfully revolt? we have so many and they are all over the place?

we need some kind of settling tank.

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Eh, they'll all die off eventually. Their kids just need to go through a better education system.

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 3 months ago

Virtually nothing, aka tens of thousands in smuggled jewelry.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: