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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Sure I have to listen to him tell me about how great he is at video games while I sit there and buzz his ass with a prod, but hey, I'm making $60 an hour.

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[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Any observations about just how fucked up his robo dick is.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

It looks like Toad from Mario Kart 64.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s kinda fucked up… wait did you say $60 an hour????

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I get a raise to 69 an hour at the end of the month.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mods how do I delete this image from my mind agony-deep

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What happens when you and the cum extraction guy are scheduled at the same time?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We take turns going to town on his robo dick with various tools, quite messy work.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

teamwork makes the dream work joker-stare

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Sometimes I think of blocking badposting and then a banger like this comes along and hits me with a bladder stimulating prod

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

And here I've been taking the piss for free

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

This is why I only use normal K

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Congratulations on the promotion, I know you were getting sick of being Bolsonaro's Nasal Poop Extractor, it's great that you're moving up the ladder (and down the bladder sans-wink )

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I am curious, I thought the k holing made him piss himself, so are you giving him the business to make him piss, or to prevent piss?

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

The fucked up robo dick adds a whole new dimension to the incontinence, he also has to receive regular software updates or things get wild.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I induce the pissing, I'm a pisser, you might say.