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[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 311 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Ok. This covers every ipv6 and ipv4 address.

"^\s*((([0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}:){7}([0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}|:))|(([0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}:){6}(:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}|((25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])(.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])){3})|:))|(([0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}:){5}(((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){1,2})|:((25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])(.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])){3})|:))|(([0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}:){4}(((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){1,3})|((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4})?:((25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])(.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])){3}))|:))|(([0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}:){3}(((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){1,4})|((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){0,2}:((25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])(.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])){3}))|:))|(([0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}:){2}(((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){1,5})|((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){0,3}:((25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])(.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])){3}))|:))|(([0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}:){1}(((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){1,6})|((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){0,4}:((25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])(.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])){3}))|:))|(:(((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){1,7})|((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){0,5}:((25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])(.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])){3}))|:)))(%.+)?\s*$"

[–] YIj54yALOJxEsY20eU@lemm.ee 106 points 1 year ago

Lord have mercy

[–] dannym@lemmy.escapebigtech.info 83 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Please don't. Use regex to find something that looks like an IP then build a real parser. This is madness, its's extremely hard to read and a mistake is almost impossible to spot. Not to mention that it's slow.

Just parse [0-9]{1,3}.[0-9]{1,3}.[0-9]{1,3}.[0-9]{1,3} using regex (for v4) and then have some code check that all the octets are valid (and store the IP as a u32).

[–] Emma_Gold_Man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago (8 children)

And dupe check. 0.0.0.0 and 000.000.000.000 may both be valid, but they resolve the same

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[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago (5 children)

IPv6 was a mistake. We should have just added an addition octet

[–] Centillionaire@kbin.social 75 points 1 year ago (5 children)

That would allow for like, 2 trillion devices? Feels like a bandaid, my dude. Next you’re gonna suggest a giant ice cube in the ocean once a year to stop global warming.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So add two more octets:

Moat companies will still just use something like 10.0.13.37.0.1

[–] 0xD@infosec.pub 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

IPv6 is not made with internal networks in mind lol

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[–] shasta@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh yeah, great, let's change the fundamental protocol on which all the networks in the world are based. Now two third of the devices in the world crashed because you tried to ping 192.168.0.0.1

[–] tilcica@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

that WOULD be quite funny for the first second or 2....

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[–] rob64@startrek.website 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Made that joke in an interview once.

They didn't think it was funny. They truly thought Regex was the solution to, but never the cause of, all problems.

They wanted to make a Regex to verify every single address in the world. Dodged a bullet

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[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 year ago

It's always a treat to debug a regex of that size.

[–] SchizoDenji@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago

I knew there would be someone with the regex.

[–] takeda@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You're more of a perl programmer than network engineer :P

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[–] Static_Rocket@lemmy.world 175 points 1 year ago (3 children)

0.0.0.0/0 0::0/0

You didn't specify it couldn't be in CIDR block notation...

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 91 points 1 year ago (4 children)

0.0.0.0 /0 ::/0

SUCK MY DICK, GRU!

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[–] agilob@programming.dev 82 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

:00 - :ff

Edit: Just learnt this can be also noted as:

:: - ::f

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[–] michaeljo94@discuss.tchncs.de 68 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Emma_Gold_Man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Better hope the goon hasn't heard of IPv6 either, or you're toast

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 65 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is gonna take a while...

0.0.0.0

0.0.0.1

0.0.0.2

0.0.0.3

...

[–] knobbysideup@lemm.ee 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
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[–] rez_doggie@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago
[–] dan@upvote.au 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

This reminds me of something I saw online maybe 20 years ago now. Someone created a torrent with a name like "every IP address ever (hacking tool)" and uploaded it to Suprnova, which ended up having thousands of people seeding it. It was just a text file with every IPv4 from 0.0.0.0 to 255.255.255.255 😂

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[–] doctorcrimson 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

ipv4 [0,255].[0,255].[0,255].[0,255]

ipv6 [0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]:[0000,ffff]

[–] Hobo@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This excludes all the ipv4 ips that have a 0 in the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th octets. Sorry but we're going to have to revoke your Network Engineering credentials.

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[–] tabularasa@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not to nitpick, but an IPv6 address is represented as eight groups of four hexadecimal digits separated by :. Like 2001:0db8:3333:4444:5555:6666:7777:8888.

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[–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

127.0.0.1, I'm an introvert

[–] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

one of them has a 7 I’m pretty sure

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[–] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago
[–] GammaGames@beehaw.org 21 points 1 year ago
[–] Napain@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Z3k3@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

That's only 1 ip (single host)

[–] spudwart@spudwart.com 17 points 1 year ago

I mean if I name them do I have to own the domain or…

[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

1 and 0. Some assembly required.

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[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My PC's is now Bob, My router's Billy...

[–] 018118055@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 year ago
[–] xav@programming.dev 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'll start.

0.0.0.1: Sophie

Your turn.

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[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 year ago
[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] stringere@reddthat.com 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

UDP

I'd love to tell you a joke about UDP but I'll never know if you get it.

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[–] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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