If I saw this in the wild, I'd immediately hire the most attractive single person I could find to reply to this ad, go to church with them, and low-key try to have sex with either/both of them on the side
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Would. Both of them.
“Come with us”
The only correct response
I'll go to your church, you come to my orgy. Fair is fair, right?
Imagine the uproar if you went to a church and said "you're so prudish, you need to fuck more, come to Tinder."
Joseph Smith: "No need to make them exclusive."
Oh sweet summer child.
The church IS the orgy. Now here, have some Kool aid, we're going to see the face of God together.
Liar, this is Flavor Aid.
I'd love an orgy, but not with little boys.
I'll pass.
*this is a real offer to cum with us!!
With Jesus' little extra
i dont care if you call him "little extra jesus", spencer, PUT HIM AWAY IN CHURCH
But you guys will put out after Church, right?
During.
They did don some crazy underwear in anticipation of the event. Also, polyamory is definitely on the table if they're true to their founder's beliefs and actions.
Don't sully polyamory with the misogyny that is polygamy. They want multiple wives to have multiple women to control
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Disgusting.
I've got nothing against their kind per se, but do they have to shove it down our throats?
Kinda. The most powerful, fastest growing and largest religions seem to depend on aggressive proselytizing.
What is it with Mormons and the name Becca? If I count all the Mormon Beccas I've met, then counted this girl, she wouldn't even be on counted on my hands.
Rebecca is a beautiful name IMO, but it's jewish (like etymologically) right?
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The problem is they are Mormon so they can’t save your soul
Look, we’re all looking for a unicorn. This seems like one of the least effective ways to do it.
Counterpoint: Unicorns famously love virgins
If you are young enough, church and tinder end up serving the same use so the concept isn't that crazy.
Lol, they are looking for at least a third (at the mildest kink), no preferences on the gender.