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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 44 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Rust is still in the locker room having an argument with their coach (borrow checker).

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

C++ is home sick, currently the doctor (compiler) is not sure whether it's got the flu or a terminal cancer.

[–] epicstove@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 days ago

terminal cancer

"I'm sorry, you've been diagnosed with :(){:|:&};:"

"You have a couple seconds to live."

[+] propitiouspanda@lemmy.cafe 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

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[–] Ricaz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think it works great. At least I'm don't have to deal with Python

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I never had any issues with npm. Moved to bun nowadays and still going strong. If I want to install something, I install it, and then it works.

Setting up anything with pip however...

[–] Ricaz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago

The only thing that sucks about npm are when package dependencies are not updated and dependency hell becomes very real, but that's not really the fault of the package manager.

Yeah, fuck virtual environments and different Python versions.

[–] M33@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The puffer fish is Bash

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago

Yep, it's the one starting everything.

And doing nothing else. And still something manages to no be right.

[–] andioop@programming.dev 17 points 6 days ago

I find it funny that the pufferfish blows up at its own gunshot

[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 7 points 6 days ago

Rust isn't shown because it's already completed the course

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No NullPointerExceptions in Kotlin.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The humble !! operator.

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Well, also the fact that all variables are non-nullable by default anyway.

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