this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2025
735 points (96.9% liked)

Dank Memes

7100 readers
1 users here now

This is the place to be on the interweb when Reddit irreversibly becomes a meme itself and implodes

If you are existing mods from r/dankmemes, you should be mod here too, kindly DM me on either platform

The many rules inherited from

  1. Be nice, don't be not nice
  2. No Bigotry or Bullying
  3. Don't be a dick!
  4. Censor any and all personal information from posts and comments
  5. No spam, outside links, or videos.
  6. No Metabaiting
  7. No brigading
  8. Keep it dank!
  9. Mark NSFW and spoilers appropriately
  10. NO REEEEEEE-POSTS!
  11. No shitposting
  12. Format your meme correctly. No posts where the title is the meme caption!
  13. No agenda posting!
  14. Don't be a critic
  15. Karma threshold? What's that?

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 41 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Liljekonvalj@feddit.org 64 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gosh darn it, if only she had a Pepsi right there.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] yggstyle@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

That went well then... kinda like the problem never really went away.

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Clearly they invaded California for their strategic reserve of almonds. I wish that was more of a joke than it is given how many places we've actually messed with for the sake of some random luxury produce.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 30 points 1 week ago

Chiquita Banana says hi.

[–] GeekyOnion@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Watch out Mexico. These avocado toasts don't grow on trees, ya'know.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish 3 points 1 week ago

Now avocados are controlled by the cartels. 🙄

I'm over the world police bs. Cause just like at home, the police do nothing good.

Nope, same old same old.

Look at a map of LA

Now look at a map of the grimes oil field.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The Bell Riots are about a year late. :(

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh jeez I knew I was forgetting something.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sadly WW3 is scheduled for right after so hopefully some humans are left to greet the Vulcans

Makes me wonder if April 5, 2063 is still the date of the fly by. Could we be off by a year?

And a few miles south.

[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I will admit that I did not have "start of the American civil war" On my 2025 Bingo card. I thought it was a couple more years away.

[–] Photuris@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I did. Fascism moves fast.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Same lol.

Normalcy bias is a subtle, but debilitating condition.

See also: Climate Change.

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

After Jan I said we'd have national guard in progressive strongholds within 2 years. Didn't think they'd go only months later. Oh well, down seems to be the only way to get to up from our current predicament and the fast we hit bottom and more folks experience pain, the sooner we can grow collective values that bind us together again and take the reins back. Hope the fog clears again in my lifetime.

I didn't and still don't because I don't believe America has it in itself to pick one of the good timelines.

[–] GeekyOnion@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Technically it started as late as 2020, and as early as 2014.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I maintain it never fully stopped and Sherman didn’t burn far enough.

[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I based my prediction on the official start of the civil war, would be when the military got involved.

[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] MBech@feddit.dk 7 points 1 week ago

It's also a matter of forced perspective. The armed dude is aiming far away from the woman.

[–] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

there's beaucoups of oil in the Usa

[–] Jikiya@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In LA even. Don't remember where I read it, but did read an article that there are tones of oil dereks in LA, but they all have a facade on the outside to make it look like a normal building.

The La Brea tar pits are a type of hydrocarbon after all.

Yeah California and Texas actually have the oil industry behind all their bullshit posturing about economic ideologies.

[–] altphoto 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish 8 points 1 week ago

They say history doesn't exactly repeat itself, but it damn sure seems to rhyme a hell of a lot of the time.

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In 2077 they voted America the worst place to live in America

[–] YiddishMcSquidish 2 points 1 week ago

Cyberpunking intensifies.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 14 points 1 week ago

Congratulations, masked, armed coward; you are now officially a state-sponsored terrorist.

[–] Hikuro93@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And why did America invade America? Because America intends to get rich off of America's oil.

"Drill, Baby, Drill" - Trump

Los angeles is literally sitting atop one of the biggest oil fields in the country.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago

Better than invading other countries, I guess. Keeps the shitfuckery local.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Caeser has already crossed the Rubicon.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Been looking forward to a new Civil War

It's about time somebody did something about those dammed Americans who ruined America