This shit literally looks like one of those mid-aughts "click me now m'lord" clickbait browser games.
The 1950's?
With the Hays Code still in effect?
Yeah, no that ain't happening
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Retvrn to pre-code hollywood.
This, unironically. The post-talkie pre-Hays era, brief as it was, had a ton of great movies that feel very modern in terms of topic, tone, and dialog.
Plus I have a soft spot for the women of that era they look so cute in those flapper gal outfits.
flapper gals my beloved
Design for Living was a revelation. Turns out sexual intercourse did not, after all, begin in 1963, "between the end of the Chatterley ban and the Beatles' first LP".
I went to check my memory on the poem's wording and the Google AI was very helpful:
Absolutely agree. There is some fantastic stuff there
Absolutely nothing about that looks like a 50s movie. Especially a 70mm panavision movie cause the first movie to use thar format came out in 1959. The set would absolutely not look like that. There were no white hallways in the 50s. It would probably look like a ww2 submarine but with a wider hallway. The color is completely completely wrong. Way too bright and even, clearly digital in the 'exposure' and shadowing and the saturation is nearly high enough. They wanted to show off colors in their big roadhouse shows. Also who im guessing is Leia is dressed wrong
If it's Phantom Menace, I think it's supposed to be Padme in her white catsuit. But it doesn't look like Natalie Portman or Carrie Fischer so who the fuck knows?
I'd bet the prompt was just "sexy star wars" followed shortly after by "sexy star wars woman"
White catsuit padme was attack of the clones but yeah
Also who im guessing is Leia
that's luke, who is a girl now because of WOKE
It's a pretty great illustration of the fact that these nostalgia freaks don't actually want old things, but what they imagine old things to be like.
A while back I got recommended these types of channels all the time. All the "1950s" thumbnails featured ladies with massive greased up racks in stripper outfits