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I don't know the context. The Bluesky post merely said...

This is insane.

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[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nice argument. However I've already depicted you as the seething Jordan Peterson and me as the smug Piers Morgan

[–] Ithorian@hexbear.net 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

OP said wrong answers only.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

DON'T DRINK FROM MY HOMER SIMPSON MUG PLEASE NO IT'S MY SPECIAL MUG NOOOOOO STOOOOPPPPP

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

He's drinking apple cider and Jordan Peterson caught a whiff of it through video link.

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] dead@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

The screenshot is kind of real. This video is Piers Morgan Show in April. The screenshot has 2 different frames edited together. Piers morgan sips from the mug at 10 minutes into the video. Jordan Peterson starts crying at 50 minutes into the video.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Honestly same question

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

What a lovely shade of gammon

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stop saying I sound like kermit

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dragons ARE real, Piers! Tigers are dragons! COVID-19 is a dragon! Komodo dragons are dragons!!!

kermit-painspeech-l

[–] context@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

up-yours-woke-moralists imagine dragons? actual dragons!

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

CAN YOU SEE THE POWERS THE RED MEAT AND BENZOS HAVE BESTOWED UPON ME PIERS? SOON I WILL TRANSCEND REALITY ALTOGETHER

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The thing about benzodiazepines is that they make it easier to deal with chaos. But the chaos people, remember when I told you women are chaos people, piers? The chaos people don't want that, so they make you stop using them.

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Here! Try this red-face juice, Piers! It's working wonders on me! I'm 3 entire shades redder than I was before!

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

oof owie my capillaries

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

Jordan Peterson attempting to prove that "turning red turns you dead" and failing (he's been at it for 35 minutes)

[–] D61@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

"Don't! That's my mug!"

"What're you gonna do about it?

"MOM!!! HE'S DRINKING OUT OF MY MUG!"

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The guy on the right is about to explode

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But they're both on the right susie-nudge

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Oh, you’re “on the right”?

How about you try BEING right for once? smuglord

"DON'T DRINK FROM THE SIMPSONS MUG IT WILL TURN YOU RED"
"Really? I gotta try it real quick"

Remember me, your neighborhood crossroad demon? You signed a contract and I made you a celebrity idiot on TV. The papers are coming due soon and your rotted, corrupt soul will be mine.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Mom told you it was my turn to play with the Nintendo, but nooo, instead you kept playing my turn! And now the Nintendo is gone and I never had my turn!!!

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

"Piers, you woke moralist, stop drinking your tea and come help me! The chaos dragons have pulled my tie too tight, Piers! I'm choking to death!"

[–] AstroStelar@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

The two allotropes of phosphorus

[–] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Bernie Sanders CNN red filter

Jorpy bear maces himself to prove that nofap gives superhuman powers beyond the comprehension of any feeeeemoid (quark) chaos dragon. Antics ensue.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

that's red turning juice! Oof ouch owie skin

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

When you’re in the country club and bro takes the last cup of baby blood. (This is a joke, feds.)

[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Turning Red (2022)

[–] Imnecomrade@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)