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[–] Coolkat@slrpnk.net 20 points 1 day ago

Netflix: No we have kill bill 3 at home

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If it wasn't her I'd probably write this off completely. What an uninspired poster!

[–] errer@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s pretty bad. Oversharpened photoslop, really lazy ass design that tells me nothing about what the movie is about.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It better be a movie about swords and dust

[–] loutr@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

She looks bored out of her mind lol, "c'mon Uma you can do this, think about the swimming pool this movie's gonna pay for..."

[–] Walican132 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

She went to the Final Fantasy school of belts.

[–] IggyTheSmidge@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Twinned with the Wil Wheaton school of watches:

[–] Walican132 1 points 1 day ago

Then some fucked up toes.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Preschool maybe, look at all that head, arms and upper body that could be covered in belts.

[–] Walican132 2 points 1 day ago

She didn’t graduate. Ran out of scholar ship funds for buckles.

[–] cabbage@piefed.social 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Coming soon: Purple Kill Bill, only on Netflix™.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's worse typecasts than badass katana lady, I suppose.

[–] cabbage@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, nothing against Uma Thurman. It just seems like the stereotype of what a market analyst would come up with if asked to make a movie poster.

Actors are professionals, I don't blame them for working for Netflix. It's not like it's worse than the Weinstein company. I just wish the production companies of streaming platforms weren't so goddamn soulless.

[–] Bonus@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

Feels like walking through Blockbuster and seeing Sparta!!!! right after 300.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Was there an The Old Guard 1? Never heard of it.

[–] Steve@communick.news 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes! I love it. Been eagerly waiting this one.

[–] murmelade@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago

Great action flick! Being reminded of the fate of that drowning lady still sends shivers down my spine.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

She looks bad ass.

[–] teejay@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Hey did she ever manage to blow out that lit match?

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 day ago

I love that she's specifically wielding a katana: it's like a big f-u to the movie where she got so injured due to ad-hoc stunts.

Loved Old Guard (1), and not just because Charlize is another force of nature like Uma.