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Remember it is illegal to use, produce or distribute love potions in most if not all cases. This includes every state, province and territory.

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 79 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Only time I’ve seen an ethical love potion plot was a cute little comic featuring a couple looking to spice things up due to mutual boredom. They split a love potion, but neither changed their behavior. Both remained bored together, but with slight, visible smiles.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, one of the most scientifically plausible "love potions" we might actually be able to make someday would something that long term couples might actually be really interested in. You know that initial early head-over-heels "chemical love" that happens right at the start of a relationship? In principle that could be duplicated artificially. That would be something.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

So just an absolute rage of hormones and oxytocin? Sounds miserable to me, but I’m ace-aro so what do I know?

You can get an oxytocin nasal spray, right now, to enhance your bonding if you so choose.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)
  1. What if I use it on myself?

  2. Does the recipient have to love a person, or can we, say, make one for the environment and the wellbeing of all our fellow living things?

[–] Evkob@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 months ago

You're just describing shrooms, lol

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Big Depression won't allow it, it's a scheme to sell more sad

[–] grissino@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

As for 1/. is concerned, you'll be ok as long as you can stay away from lakes and other deep still water reservoirs (Narcissus)

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Can I introduce a dilute form of it into the water supply and then have an easy path to elected office?

[–] Blujayooo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Still illegal, as the person will feel a romantic love towards the environment. Some people who've done this little experiment have been caught doing unspeakable acts to forests and groves. And for some reason, fences.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The Harry Potter series is so weird about this.

It’s like a joke that a girl essentially tries to roofie Harry and gets Ron instead. Voldemorts mom drugs a muggle into loving her.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As it turns out the author of Harry Potter is a huge piece of shit

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just interesting that for all the hysteria about trans women going into women’s restrooms to rape, she’s remarkably nonchalant about women raping men. (UK law defines rape in such a way that cis women can’t really commit it anyway.)

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

Yes, she’s an awful awful person generally and it shows through her characters in her books.

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[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Giving a love potion to your parents so they'll stop abusing you

[–] Blujayooo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Daaaannngggggg

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Necromancy gets a bad rap, but these soulless husks weren't doing anything useful before I got here. Enchantment is the stuff of nightmares.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I wouldn't mind selling my future corpse to the Dusties. I need money now, and won't need my body then. Seems like a perfect deal.

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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What if it was a platonic love potion?

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 47 points 2 months ago

To make you fall in love with Plato, or to make Plato fall in love with you?

[–] lime@feddit.nu 9 points 2 months ago

like, with 12 sides?

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[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Ok but what about placebo love potions?

[–] Damage@feddit.it 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

Maybe still a little questionable? Like if you honestly convince someone that they are supernaturally compelled to be in love with you, that might be a bit manipulative

[–] Blujayooo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

They will be confiscated by the imaginary police.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For even more warning, a child made through procreation via a love potion also loses their nose.

[–] AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

And is also a sociopath, incapable of feeling or giving love.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Third one of these comics I've seen in a short time. Are they supposed to be anti-jokes? None of them seem to have any sort of punchline..

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

I think they’re going for the kind of humor Li Chen or Poorly Drawn Lines does but … it’s a work in progress

[–] SolarBoy@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 months ago

I think there should be another (perhaps hidden) panel where the guy on the left just chugs the entire cauldron in front of the witch, maintaining eye-contact.

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The Gods Are Bastards makes the same call-out!

“I’d be careful with that kind of joke, Professor,” Toby warned. “Sisters of Avei consider the use of love potions a form of rape. So does Imperial law, for that matter, but Imperial law doesn’t get quite as…worked up on the subject as they do."

Only Villains Do That, by the same author, has a similar reference - the protagonist receives a "starter bundle" of spells, one of which is Enamour. He's pretty skeeved that one of his few starter spells is a rape spell.

[–] Blujayooo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Dang, love potions are a dark art confirmed.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Offers the police a refreshing drink when they arrive.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 2 months ago

But when I kissed the cop down at 34th and Vine

He broke my little bottle of

Love Potion No. 9

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)
  1. Throw love potion on monster

  2. It stops attaching

  3. Kill it, it doesn't even fight back

  4. ???

  5. Profit!

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

More like

  1. It’s starts getting frisky with you
  2. Walk funny for 2 weeks
[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

I'm not seeing any downsides here.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

Only two weeks? I want my money back for that love potion.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago

I recall i scene in The Pest where they use pheromones to attract lions or something. Really showed how scummy the antagonist was.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

That life drain potion though? Totally ok :-)

[–] boboliosisjones@feddit.nu 9 points 2 months ago

And the final ingredient, a dash of GHB...

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

Using a love potion can also be dangerous. See: Sorry, but I'm Not Yuri for more details.

[–] Semester3383@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Perhaps what the potion really does is changes you when you make it so that you become the person that your object of desire will love.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well that works until the person you're pining for is, unbeknownst to you, gay or lesbian. Now you're in for more changes than you bargained for!

[–] Semester3383@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

The beauty of such subtle magic is that you would be happy to be changed in such a way. :)

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 8 points 2 months ago
[–] cadekat@pawb.social 4 points 2 months ago

Would certainly be welcome in my CNC play >.>

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