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Is it foam that's suitable for people on a vegan diet, foam excreted from a vegan, or both somehow?

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[–] aanes_appreciator@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

it's foam that doesnt consume animal products you fucking carnist

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The only thing I can think of is the protein foam that forms when boiling dried chickpeas. Makes an okay substitute for egg whites

[–] aanes_appreciator@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can do it with a whole bunch of legumes! You can use Navy beans, Cannelini Beans, Lentils, Soybeans, etc.

You'll get different tastes and smells with any you use, though, and you may need to use different ratios of water to get your desired consistency.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Huh, neat. I guess I haven't boiled enough beans to notice yet. Thanks

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"I haven't boiled enough beans to notice yet"

Are you trying to get yourself banned?

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Look most of my beanis comes canned alright, sue me. Being lazy is not a crime!

[–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If it's voluntarily excreted by a vegan with full informed consent, it is also vegan.

[–] commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

the vegan society makes no mention of consent, only exploitation

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

vegans foam animals which is why they don't eat them