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[–] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago

That's gotta be warning that the bottom drops off quick

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 44 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Warning: dude to your left has his dick out.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Wouldn't be the first time

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Your left, my right.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

LOL. Never go in the water without being aware that under the water level there may be dicks out.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 41 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Caution: Mermaids with strapons, waiting on subsurface rocks.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Most accurate description so far

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago

Common in Florida, this sign warns tourists that locals may be wearing a banana hammock.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Free Handjobs" But that's how the sirens getcha.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's a good concept and a crowd pleaser. It all takes place under the water so no one can be offended. Though if servicing too many in a short time you may see some globs of white floating about.

[–] asqapro@reddthat.com 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Saved you a click, it's sudden drop off

[–] AccountMaker@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

It certainly is out and about

[–] ThatKomputerKat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Except the one in the photo has the arm moved down lower.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Warning: If you wear a thong instead of swim shorts, your homies will get turned on when you tread water in front of them.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We cannot accept responsibility if this ruins your friendship.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

However, if this turns you into friends with benefits, go you.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It means sex on the beach is allowed, but only if one of you is about to drown. Everyone knows this.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

"Grab onto my cock and I will pull you to the surface"

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Must be 6 inches or shorter to swim."

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

but if you are longer than 6 inches but promise to remain flaccid, you are good to go

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That's clearly a siren or some kind of merfolk on the left, I think the sign is telling you this is their territory.

[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Watch out for hard dudes in boots

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Something something sex I think

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

You may encounter nude bathers beyond this sign.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Sudden drop.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

So now I'm thinking its some kind of instruction of how to stand and properly penetrate the other person