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[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No one’s concerned about this??

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

It's cause it's a mask!! You may be asking yourself, but who is under the mask???? I'll tell you, it's fuckin Joe slow biden! You see trump said he'd cancel war but he's arming Ukraine and turning Iranian kids into orphans. He's also holding back the epstien list! Trump promised to deliver on these issues but he's not. It's cause Joe biden has a sick gross crush on our queen Melania so he assassinated trump with help from Obama. Then biden and Obama ran a disgusting loony left train on Melania (she loved it) anyways. Now you know the truth brother

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

Sounds hinged to me.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 4 points 2 days ago

This will be my new copypasta

[–] ghosthacked@lemmy.wtf 8 points 2 days ago

Word is he's swallowed netenyahu's balls whole

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 2 days ago

Where have I seen that before... Oh yea

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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 64 points 3 days ago (2 children)

His chins have merged with his lips

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

His neck needs vaginoplasty.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 12 points 3 days ago

Tell me Mr. President, what good is a conference, when you are unable to speak (and spew bullshit)?

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Can't he just die already?

[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 54 points 3 days ago (2 children)

He looks like Jabba the Hutt in a formal suit.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I thought it was more like this. He totally looks like he's about to ribbit.

[–] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

Do not disrespect Jabba the Hutt like that

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 49 points 3 days ago (1 children)

His skin suit is just worn out now that he can't take his true shape on Epstein island anymore.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 16 points 2 days ago

I'm more distracted by the 3 health bars worth of chin flaps.

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (3 children)

This is for sure a distraction from the Epstein files

[–] couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 days ago

They´re in his socks

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I agree. The reason Fox and similar think tanks like trump is because he keeps getting into scandal after scandal without time to digest anything.

I don't think Trump plans all these scandals, but I do suspect there's yes men teams deliberately arranging for the opportunities.

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You should look into groups like the heritage foundation and other groups. That's all they do all day

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Oh, I absolutely meant the heritage foundation, but not just only them. I didn't care to go with specific names because we could sweep away all the companies now and they'd be back with new names and new shell companies within a fortnight.

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 8 points 2 days ago

Damn I fell for it...

[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I honestly didn’t know feet could do this

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 68 points 3 days ago (8 children)


Ankle oedema in heart failure

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 52 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

🤢🤮

On a normal person, wouldn't give two thoughts really. On trump, fuck him. Die already.

Nothing good old Big Mac can't handle with some corn syrup cola.

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[–] Duranie@leminal.space 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Your heart pushes water and nutrients out to the extremities and then the lymph system returns excess water and waste so that the liver and kidneys can filter it while making the cycle again. When circulation is poor or the heart is weak or other complications, the body has a hard time returning some of that fluid back into circulation to where the body can get rid of it naturally. This is the result. It can just sit there leading to skin breakdown, or even infection.

[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Oh thats interesting and a little gross.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago

Best health doctor have ever seen.

[–] Kurious84@eviltoast.org 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

KFC should offer him unlimited chicken bucket with free DoorDash 24/7.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wonder what those steel shoelaces are torqued to.

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Don't want him literally jumping out of his shoes like in Butler 🤭

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

But not so tight that you squash the lifts in his heels.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

He’s looking more like Palpatine by the day

who needs cronenberg for body horror when we have Trump

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Straight up cloven hooves at this point!

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yall weren’t raised right and need to stop making fun of Trump. My mama taught me never to make fun of the mentally ill.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What if the mentally ill are trying to create a fascist dictatorship?

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

What is the 25th amendment?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago
[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That looks really unhealthy. And a little painful.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Hopefully very painful and hopefully it gets vastly worse

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Coca-Cola isn't a diuretic?

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You can tell from the body language that the woman on the left is SO into his body. Hell, she might even marry him since that is such a turn on for her.

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

Captain Bonespurs feeling the Oopstein Heat calls a little time-out from the hyperwar while things cool down.

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