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[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 104 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I read every single one in Gordon Ramsay's voice.

I read them in Stephen Fry's narrator voice

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

The congratulations just hits differently since it's not an adjective. It's so much more personal

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

When I say well done, I mean well done!

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 92 points 3 days ago

Fucking CERN needs to hire this man, he created an entire sun in his kitchen. They've been trying to contain nuclear fusion for decades and my man does it by accident in a pastry.

[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 49 points 3 days ago

Why? That’s nicely al Dante

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Get the liquidators! They have found a second elephant's foot.

[–] hansolo 39 points 3 days ago

Is this how they make lava cake?

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 29 points 3 days ago

Yes, that’s right, I ordered the Mount Doom soufflé.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 3 days ago

Fusion cuisine 😏

[–] sidelove@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That one friend who insists that they don't know how to cook.

You reassure them and tell them they can learn.

The friend who can't cook goes on to boil a pot of water and returns with this abomination that defies physics

[–] HenryDorsett@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

My mother in law has ruined a pot in the process of boiling water.

It can happen..

She isn't allowed to cook for many reasons.

[–] houndeyes@toast.ooo 25 points 3 days ago
[–] Nebula@fedia.io 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bro recreated the elephant's foot. That's at least 3.6 Röntgen.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Not great, not terrible.

[–] BlueKey@fedia.io 16 points 3 days ago

Babe wake up, new Chernobyl just dropped.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Honestly have no idea what I'm looking at.

[–] RunawayFixer@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That looks amazing. Does anyone know how this could have been done? I'm not asking for a friend, I'd just love to know.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 days ago

It got way too fuckin hot. Happy to assist 👍

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

We have Doc Ock at home.

Doc Ock at home:

[–] gift_of_gab@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago
[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is that the THING from Time Bandits?

[–] AlphaOmega@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's pure evil, don't touch it.

[–] Emi@ani.social 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 points 3 days ago

Exploded human.